tv star collector
12-31-2010, 01:50 PM
I spotted these quotes in a local newspaper column and wanted to share ...
"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where you have no account." -- Oscar Wilde
"New Year's Day: now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving the way to hell with them as usual." -- Mark Twain
"There are now more overweight people than average weight people, so overweight people are now the new average weight people so you have already met that resolution and you won't have to lose weight."
-- Jay Leno
"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." -- Anonymous
"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where you have no account." -- Oscar Wilde
"New Year's Day: now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving the way to hell with them as usual." -- Mark Twain
"There are now more overweight people than average weight people, so overweight people are now the new average weight people so you have already met that resolution and you won't have to lose weight."
-- Jay Leno
"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." -- Anonymous