JT
06-06-2001, 11:53 AM
Hi if you remember callmetootie's idea to have over 15 pages of replies to one subject you may have seen my telethon spoof featuring theme reworkings(first on 18th page).Well here are some more gems your sure to love!
Love is Not Your Thing!(The MTM Show)
Who can always give put-downs to Ted?
Who'd rather to the market and then come back to style her head.
Well it's you Mary please don't wo it!
Ya know ya life is great so let TV show it!
Love is not you Thing
Don't even try it
Love is not you thing
Don't try to hide it
Lou might just like you after all!
Lou might just like you after all!
For all Susan Lucci haters....
We Hate Susan Lucci (I Love Lucy)
We hat hate Susan Luc-ci
I'd rather see a film with Stanley Tuc-ci!
She gets on our nerves but then again
She only has a brain made out of lint
No one over acts like Lucci can
She has to pay a dime just to get a man
Life is wondorous you'll see cause we hate Susan Luuuucci!
Chico and his Van(Chico and the Man)
Chico,don't forget the gas!
A van does not run on nuts and grass!
Chico,if you lie there
I know you might just be ran over.
Cause there's wood in everyone
And you might be real on Mon.
You can see the factory smoke poisoned sun
If you try not to
And I know there will better roads ahead
Oh yes there will for
Chico and his Van
Chico and his Van!
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All:Ahhhhh
Mrs. Garret: girls there's nothing to worry about.
Nancy:MIS-SUS GAR-RET!
Blair:I just got another one of my BRILLIANT ideas!
Jo:Don't yell Blair it's a lonely place up there.
Tootie:I just got the highest girls score.
Blair:Well it couldn't be little old me it couldn't be me.
Tootie:Yur right Blair it isn't you!
From the simpsons:
Announcer:Diners everywhere are going on strike saying chants like...
Florence Jean Castleburry:Kiss Mah Grits.
Prof.:That stuff can blow up.
Mary:My dishes
Ging:My jewlery
Skip:My nails
Howell:My golf balls
Miss.H:My goodness!
Love is Not Your Thing!(The MTM Show)
Who can always give put-downs to Ted?
Who'd rather to the market and then come back to style her head.
Well it's you Mary please don't wo it!
Ya know ya life is great so let TV show it!
Love is not you Thing
Don't even try it
Love is not you thing
Don't try to hide it
Lou might just like you after all!
Lou might just like you after all!
For all Susan Lucci haters....
We Hate Susan Lucci (I Love Lucy)
We hat hate Susan Luc-ci
I'd rather see a film with Stanley Tuc-ci!
She gets on our nerves but then again
She only has a brain made out of lint
No one over acts like Lucci can
She has to pay a dime just to get a man
Life is wondorous you'll see cause we hate Susan Luuuucci!
Chico and his Van(Chico and the Man)
Chico,don't forget the gas!
A van does not run on nuts and grass!
Chico,if you lie there
I know you might just be ran over.
Cause there's wood in everyone
And you might be real on Mon.
You can see the factory smoke poisoned sun
If you try not to
And I know there will better roads ahead
Oh yes there will for
Chico and his Van
Chico and his Van!
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All:Ahhhhh
Mrs. Garret: girls there's nothing to worry about.
Nancy:MIS-SUS GAR-RET!
Blair:I just got another one of my BRILLIANT ideas!
Jo:Don't yell Blair it's a lonely place up there.
Tootie:I just got the highest girls score.
Blair:Well it couldn't be little old me it couldn't be me.
Tootie:Yur right Blair it isn't you!
From the simpsons:
Announcer:Diners everywhere are going on strike saying chants like...
Florence Jean Castleburry:Kiss Mah Grits.
Prof.:That stuff can blow up.
Mary:My dishes
Ging:My jewlery
Skip:My nails
Howell:My golf balls
Miss.H:My goodness!