North Carolina Man Charged with Shooting Wife with Toilet Paper

[catlover79]

http://www.fox8.com/news/offbeat/wghp-wife-shot-toilet-paper-100720,0,5293681.story

Staff Writer
4:59 PM EDT, July 20, 2010

REIDSVILLE, N.C. - A 55-year-old North Carolina woman was taken to the hospital after her husband loaded a gun with toilet paper and shot her in the back early Tuesday morning, according to the Rockingham County Sheriff's Office.

Lonnie Irvin Pinnix, 38, of 951 Garrison Rd., was charged with assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly shooting his wife after she returned to their home shortly after midnight.

According to the sheriff's office, Darlene Pinnix came home and found her husband agitated. She lay down on the bed, but Lonnie Pinnix held a pistol and told her to get up. Before she could, he fired, hitting her in the back.

Darlene Pinnix suffered a powder burn from the gunshot. She was taken to the hospital for treatment.

Lonnie Pinnix told police he loaded the pistol with toilet paper instead of bullets and shot his wife because she would not leave.

His bond was set at $1,000. He's scheduled to appear in court August 11.

[catlover79]

Is it just me, or does this guy look like Jonathan Frakes?

[PZelda]

He took the Angel Soft commercials too far... :crazy:

[robyrob]

she probably put the toilet paper on the roll with the end hanging over the back... ohno:

[Cactus Jack]

That sounds ****ty!

[dlemond]

Perhaps a metaphorical statement that he was sick of her crap?

[catlover79]

I think this is one of the signs that you might be a redneck...:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Marvo301]

Instead of "don't squeeze the Charmin" someone should have told this guy "don't squeeze the trigger"! :lol:

[catlover79]

she probably put the toilet paper on the roll with the end hanging over the back... ohno:
:rofl:

[Zoneboy]

Instead of "don't squeeze the Charmin" someone should have told this guy "don't squeeze the trigger"! :lol:


There goes any ideas I had for a photo. :( Oh well, maybe I can think of something else. :)

[catlover79]

Can we expect a Photobucket masterpiece, Charles, please??? *bats eyes* :cool:

[Zoneboy]

Can we expect a Photobucket masterpiece, Charles, please??? *bats eyes* :cool:


I had one but Marv sorta beat me to it.

[catlover79]

I had one but Marv sorta beat me to it.
Put it up!!! I know Marv (among others) enjoys your masterpieces just as much as I do!!! :D :D :D

[Zoneboy]

Put it up!!! I know Marv (among others) enjoys your masterpieces just as much as I do!!! :D :D :D

Not much of a point now and the idea I had would look like it was stolen from Marv and I don't want that.

[catlover79]

Not much of a point now and the idea I had would look like it was stolen from Marv and I don't want that.
Well, I'm sure you'll think up another great quote. :D

[Marvo301]

Not much of a point now and the idea I had would look like it was stolen from Marv and I don't want that.
Feel free to "steal" my idea. I don't mind at all! :D

[James28]

I heard of shooting a person with a bullet, but shooting a person with toilet paper? That's unheard of.

[sara]

she probably put the toilet paper on the roll with the end hanging over the back... ohno:
That is how it's supposed to be hanging. :snob:

[Marvo301]

That is how it's supposed to be hanging. :snob:
No. It's supposed to hang over the front! :D

[catlover79]

This isn't going to turn into another debate like the Maude/Good Times spinoff debate, is it? :eek: :crazy: :lol:

[Marvo301]

This isn't going to turn into another debate like the Maude/Good Times spinoff debate, is it? :eek: :crazy: :lol:
No I think it's going to be more like the Lite Beer less filling/tastes great argument! :lol: