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catlover79
06-28-2010, 09:33 PM
http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-donald-duck-arrested-for-dui-txt,0,1666369.story

Staff Writer
11:24 AM EDT, June 28, 2010

MASSILLON, Ohio - To say this driver ruffled a few feathers is an understatement. A Massillon man named Donald Duck has been arrested for drunk driving.

The Massillon Police Department tells Fox 8 News that 51-year-old Donald Norman Duck was taken into custody Saturday, after he allegedly bumped his car into another vehicle at a pizza shop drive-thru on Lincoln Way East.

Investigators say Duck was second in line, and repeatedly ran into a van, which was sitting directly in front of him.

When police arrived at the scene, they observed that Duck smelled of alcohol and suffered from red, glassy eyes.

To make matters worse, officers say when he opened the door, a bag of marijuana fell out of the vehicle.

According to court documents, Duck is no stranger to police. His records includes four previous drunk driving convictions.

"He's a frequent flyer," said Captain Joe Herrick of the Massillon Police Department, "He's got multiple previous DUI's, multiple previous no operator's license and operating under suspension, so he's not that good a driver."

Duck was booked into the Stark County Jail on a felony charge of operating a vehicle while impaired, and misdemeanor counts of both drug possession and the possession of drug paraphernalia.

Marvo301
06-28-2010, 09:37 PM
Yeah but was he wearing pants? :lol:

catlover79
06-28-2010, 09:38 PM
:rofl: I have no idea. The readers' comments were absolutely hysterical:

http://www.topix.net/forum/source/fox8/TO0K2BLH6QV5AAAN1/p2

catlover79
06-28-2010, 09:40 PM
Who would you rather trust to drive you around?

Zoneboy
06-28-2010, 10:04 PM
http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/ddojbig.jpg

catlover79
06-28-2010, 10:15 PM
http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/ddojbig.jpg
AHA!!! So THAT'S the culprit!!! :rofl:

Family Ties Forever!
06-28-2010, 11:32 PM
And that's why Mickey Mouse will always be so much better than Donald Duck! At least Mickey wears pants! :lol:

cyberalias81
06-28-2010, 11:33 PM
He's also a Nazi. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iumEGAUceDg)

catlover79
06-28-2010, 11:44 PM
And that's why Mickey Mouse will always be so much better than Donald Duck! At least Mickey wears pants! :lol:
:rofl:

catlover79
06-29-2010, 12:22 AM
He's also a Nazi. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iumEGAUceDg)
Holy cow!!!!! (Or should I say holy duck???)

sara
06-29-2010, 04:48 AM
Is his sister named Daisy. ;) Seriously what were his parents thinking? :crazy:

catlover79
06-29-2010, 09:02 AM
Is his sister named Daisy. ;) Seriously what were his parents thinking? :crazy:
Scary, huh? Sounds like a criminal the Barney Miller guys would have to put up with. :crazy:

catlover79
06-29-2010, 02:23 PM
How bad do you think the other prisoners will tease him??? :eek: :eek: :eek:

MrCleveland
06-29-2010, 04:52 PM
And let me guess...

A guy named Thomas Cat is a cat burglar or Woody Woodpecker has exposed himself!

Have I ever mentioned that Donald was seen au naturel on more than one occasion?

catlover79
06-29-2010, 04:53 PM
And let me guess...

A guy named Thomas Cat is a cat burglar or Woody Woodpecker has exposed himself!

Have I ever mentioned that Donald was seen au naturel on more than one occasion?
Just one more reason our city should be proud!!! :rolleyes: :crazy:

Cactus Jack
07-02-2010, 01:56 AM
I guess when he's in jail, the only Mickey he'll see his that thing his cellmate Bubba puts in his ass when he drops the soap

catlover79
07-02-2010, 02:03 AM
I guess when he's in jail, the only Mickey he'll see his that thing his cellmate Bubba puts in his ass when he drops the soap
Thanks for that lovely visual, Jack...:eek: :eek: :eek:

Cactus Jack
07-02-2010, 02:10 AM
Thanks for that lovely visual, Jack...:eek: :eek: :eek:
LOL well Bubba would slip him more than a few Mickeys to make him feel Goofy. Goofy is Bubba's sidekick

catlover79
07-02-2010, 02:20 AM
Oh, good grief...:spit: