Montana Ponine
12-14-2001, 10:41 PM
Here's a weird joke my dad told me 4 years ago...
There was once a boy named Jose who was obsessed with baseball. He loved watching it at home on tv, but he had never been to a live game before. So, one day, he drove to a baseball game and went up to the ticket window.
The girl at the window told him, "I'm sorry, but we're all sold out of tickets today. But you can sit on the flagpole if you want to."
So Jose went up and sat on the flagpole.
The game was about to start and Jose was very excited. To his surprise, all of a sudden, everyone in the stands stood up and faced him. They started to sing, "O say can you see..."
Jose waved to the crowd. "I can see just fine, thank you."
There was once a boy named Jose who was obsessed with baseball. He loved watching it at home on tv, but he had never been to a live game before. So, one day, he drove to a baseball game and went up to the ticket window.
The girl at the window told him, "I'm sorry, but we're all sold out of tickets today. But you can sit on the flagpole if you want to."
So Jose went up and sat on the flagpole.
The game was about to start and Jose was very excited. To his surprise, all of a sudden, everyone in the stands stood up and faced him. They started to sing, "O say can you see..."
Jose waved to the crowd. "I can see just fine, thank you."