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12-14-2001, 11:19 AM
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Rudolph the Red Nose Rabbi
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Rudolph the Red Nose Rabbi
Had a very shiny knife
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it's bright
-
All of the other Rabbi's
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Yoessel
Join in any Rabbi games
-
Then one foggy Hanukah eve
YENTA came to say
Rudolph with your knife so bright
Won't you do a bris tonight
-
Then how the whole shul cheered him
As the showered him with love
Rudolph the Red Nose Rabbi
Nicht macht mich meshuggina.
-
Words by Jerry Wolkowitz and Richard Menta...Copyright: The MentaNet News 1997
The Eight Days of Hanukah
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(Chorus)
...On The fourth day of Hanukah
My true love gave to me:
Four Challah bread
Three new Mercedes
Two shabbes goys
And a condo in Miami Beach
-
(Male singer)
On the fifth day of Hanukah
My true love gave to me
(with bravado) FIVE ZAFTIG SHICKSA'S!
(silent pause. Others stare at him.) ...what?
-
(Chorus)
Four Challah bread
Three new Mercedes
Two shabbes goys
And a condo in Miami Beach
-
(Female singer)
On the sixth day of Hanukah
My true love gave to me
Six makhetunim
-
(Male singer)
FIVE ZAFTIG SHICKSA'S
(female singer hits him) OUCH!
-
(Chorus)
Four Challah bread
Three new Mercedes
Two shabbes goys
And a condo in Miami Beach
-
(Another female singer)
On the seventh day of Hanukah
My true love gave to me
Seven sons who are doctors
-
(First female singer)
Six makhetunim
-
(Male singer)
FIVE ZAFTIG...
(others stare him down) shicksa's...
-
(Chorus)
Four Challah bread
Three new Mercedes
Two shabbes goys
And a condo in Miami Beach
-
(Another Male)
On the eighth day of Hanukah
My true love gave to me
Eight new mezuzah's
-
(chorus)
Seven sons who are doctors
Six makhetunim...
-
(silence)
-
Six makhetunim...
-
(first male)
Look, you guys obviously.....
-
(angry chorus)
SIX MAKHETUNIM!!!!!
(male)
FIVE ZAFTIG SHICKSA'S!
-
(chorus)
Four Challah bread
Three new Mercedes
Two shabbes goys
And- a- con- do- in- Mi-am-i- Beach
-
Words by Jerry Wolkowitz and Richard Menta - Copyright: The MentaNet News 1997
Rudolph the Red Nose Rabbi
~~~~~~~~
Rudolph the Red Nose Rabbi
Had a very shiny knife
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it's bright
-
All of the other Rabbi's
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Yoessel
Join in any Rabbi games
-
Then one foggy Hanukah eve
YENTA came to say
Rudolph with your knife so bright
Won't you do a bris tonight
-
Then how the whole shul cheered him
As the showered him with love
Rudolph the Red Nose Rabbi
Nicht macht mich meshuggina.
-
Words by Jerry Wolkowitz and Richard Menta...Copyright: The MentaNet News 1997
The Eight Days of Hanukah
~~~~~~~~
(Chorus)
...On The fourth day of Hanukah
My true love gave to me:
Four Challah bread
Three new Mercedes
Two shabbes goys
And a condo in Miami Beach
-
(Male singer)
On the fifth day of Hanukah
My true love gave to me
(with bravado) FIVE ZAFTIG SHICKSA'S!
(silent pause. Others stare at him.) ...what?
-
(Chorus)
Four Challah bread
Three new Mercedes
Two shabbes goys
And a condo in Miami Beach
-
(Female singer)
On the sixth day of Hanukah
My true love gave to me
Six makhetunim
-
(Male singer)
FIVE ZAFTIG SHICKSA'S
(female singer hits him) OUCH!
-
(Chorus)
Four Challah bread
Three new Mercedes
Two shabbes goys
And a condo in Miami Beach
-
(Another female singer)
On the seventh day of Hanukah
My true love gave to me
Seven sons who are doctors
-
(First female singer)
Six makhetunim
-
(Male singer)
FIVE ZAFTIG...
(others stare him down) shicksa's...
-
(Chorus)
Four Challah bread
Three new Mercedes
Two shabbes goys
And a condo in Miami Beach
-
(Another Male)
On the eighth day of Hanukah
My true love gave to me
Eight new mezuzah's
-
(chorus)
Seven sons who are doctors
Six makhetunim...
-
(silence)
-
Six makhetunim...
-
(first male)
Look, you guys obviously.....
-
(angry chorus)
SIX MAKHETUNIM!!!!!
(male)
FIVE ZAFTIG SHICKSA'S!
-
(chorus)
Four Challah bread
Three new Mercedes
Two shabbes goys
And- a- con- do- in- Mi-am-i- Beach
-
Words by Jerry Wolkowitz and Richard Menta - Copyright: The MentaNet News 1997