Happy Holidays!

[Max Whittaker]

Happy holidays to all! To my friends on these boards and off! To the world, I wish you a merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza and Happy passover. To our American troops oversees, merry Christmas! Please come home to us soon. To massopp(sp?), I don't know what hoiday you have chosen to celebate, but may it be a happy one, nevertheless. To the poor Afgans, may you stay warm this winter and live to see a new and better day.

No matter what holiday you choose, live it up!

God bless you all on this holiday season and forever!

[Kay Scarpetta]

And same to you Max!! But uh....

Originally posted by Max Whittaker
Happy passover

:::hides snickering::: That's Easter

[Max Whittaker]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
And same to you Max!! But uh....



:::hides snickering::: That's Easter


:eek: Oh... Silly, uneducated me. :lol:

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Max Whittaker

:eek: Oh... Silly, uneducated me. :lol:

:lol: don't worry. I thought Rhamadon was a Jewish Holiday. It turns out it's a Muslim one :::blushes:::

[Penny Lane]

Merry Christmas Max!:wave:

[moofomoo]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
:lol: don't worry. I thought Rhamadon was a Jewish Holiday. It turns out it's a Muslim one :::blushes:::

Pssssssssssssst... *pokes ya* "Ramadan" *snickers and runs*

Happy everything Max...you spiffy person you!

**Gracie/moo**

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by moofomoo


Pssssssssssssst... *pokes ya* "Ramadan" *snickers and runs*

*chases after Gracie, and speaks to her in a Blairish tone*

It's not MY fault I'm a bad speller :p

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


*chases after Gracie, and speaks to her in a Blairish tone*

It's not MY fault I'm a bad speller :p

*speaks in a Joish tone*

Sure it is. If you had actually done your work in school instead of having your hired help do it YOU would know how to spell instead of them. :rolleyes:

Oh, wait, your not Blair are you? :confused: Never mind
*walks away looking for Blair to insult her*


D
:cheers:

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Ags2000
*speaks in a Joish tone*

Sure it is. If you had actually done your work in school instead of having your hired help do it YOU would know how to spell instead of them. :rolleyes:

Oh, wait, your not Blair are you?

*Talks in Blair's usual "I'm better then you" tone*

Yes I AM Blair Warner. *Flips hair* The one and only.

-sigh- Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo... it's not my fault my family has money and yours doesn't, now is it? If your mother actually got a real job, instead of working as a cocktail waitress -rolls eyes- then you'd be rich enough to hire someone too!

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


*Talks in Blair's usual "I'm better then you" tone*

Yes I AM Blair Warner. *Flips hair* The one and only.

-sigh- Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo... it's not my fault my family has money and yours doesn't, now is it?

*rolls eyes and thinks "Here we go again"* :rolleyes:


If your mother actually got a real job, instead of working as a cocktail waitress -rolls eyes- then you'd be rich enough to hire someone too!

*Talks in Jo's "You've crossed the line" tone*

Don't talk about my motha unless you wanna lose some teeth Warner. :argue: :smash:

D

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Ags2000


*Talks in Jo's "You've crossed the line" tone*

Don't talk about my motha unless you wanna lose some teeth Warner.

Hmph! Turn blue!!!!!

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Hmph! Turn blue!!!!!

Turn blue???? Turn Blue??? Is that the best you can come up with?

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Ags2000
Turn blue???? Turn Blue??? Is that the best you can come up with?

Look Jo. I cannot find my blow drier and I'm not in the mood to fight. Your family is poor, mine is rich. Simple as that. Now if you would like more money, my family would be happy to give you some -sigh- Some people are just more fortunate then others....

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Look Jo. I cannot find my blow drier and I'm not in the mood to fight. Your family is poor, mine is rich. Simple as that. Now if you would like more money, my family would be happy to give you some -sigh- Some people are just more fortunate then others....


First off Blair, you can't just try to buy me off like your parents do all the time to make up for something.

Secondly, I wouldn't want to borrow any money from YOU Blair. I am doing just fine on my own.

Thirdly, you may have more money then me Blair, but at least I have some class and dignity.

[Penny Lane]

Originally posted by Ags2000



First off Blair, you can't just try to buy me off like your parents do all the time to make up for something.

Secondly, I wouldn't want to borrow any money from YOU Blair. I am doing just fine on my own.

Thirdly, you may have more money then me Blair, but at least I have some class and dignity.

You guys crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Ags2000
Thirdly, you may have more money then me Blair, but at least I have some class and dignity.

y- *chokes* YOU have class??? Sure you may have dignity. Big deal! CLASS is what you do not have. Class...

:::chuckles::: Class is first of all, dressing nice. Class is not going around wearing flared jeans from nostalgia times. Second of all, Class is riding in a limo, or a Porsche at least. Not some dingy little dirty greasy motorcycle. Third of all, Class is going to cotillions- I might add, something you do not go to. So you see, you are wrong. You do NOT have class

[ks]

Originally posted by NEWHART FAN


You guys crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:



DITTO! Karli, you are such a Blair!



Merry Christmas to you too, Max, and I hope everyone has a Happy Holiday!

Don't forget the reason for the season!






ks

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by ks
Karli, you are such a Blair!


Yes, *waves hand downward* of course I am

(my obsession is going to my head!)

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by NEWHART FAN


You guys crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:


I'm glad you like it. I know I'm having fun, what about you Kar...er...Blair? :D

D
:cheers:

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


y- *chokes* YOU have class??? Sure you may have dignity. Big deal! CLASS is what you do not have. Class...

:::chuckles::: Class is first of all, dressing nice. Class is not going around wearing flared jeans from nostalgia times. Second of all, Class is riding in a limo, or a Porsche at least. Not some dingy little dirty greasy motorcycle. Third of all, Class is going to cotillions- I might add, something you do not go to. So you see, you are wrong. You do NOT have class

First off, you don't have class Blair, what you have is a bad case of snobbery. (Is that a word?)

Secondly, I wouldn't call having your own department store of a closet having class.

Thirdly, a car does noe define what type of person you are, what is inside counts.

Fourth, I guess you don't remember, but I have been to a couple of wing-dings, or as you call it "a cotillion". True the first wing-ding I went to the guy was a jerk, but what do you expect, he WAS a friend of yours.


So to sum it up Blair, Class is something you have, NOT something you can just buy.

D

[Kay Scarpetta]

First of all, "snobbery" is NOT a word Jo. But of course, I forgot. You are not smart, so you wouldn't know. Maybe if you went to a decent school in the Bronx, you would know what I'm talking about. Brush up on your vocabulary.

Second of all, my closet is not a department store. I don't need it to be. I already own 7.

Third of all, a nice car gives you a reputation. I guess I know what kind of reputation you have...-looks at Jo's bike-

Fourth of all, yes, you have been to a cotillion. Yes, the guy was a friend of mine. But remember what happened? He took you out into the back where the Gulf course was. He used you. Don't you remember our show?

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
First of all, "snobbery" is NOT a word Jo. But of course, I forgot. You are not smart, so you wouldn't know. Maybe if you went to a decent school in the Bronx, you would know what I'm talking about. Brush up on your vocabulary.

Second of all, my closet is not a department store. I don't need it to be. I already own 7.

Third of all, a nice car gives you a reputation. I guess I know what kind of reputation you have...-looks at Jo's bike-

Fourth of all, yes, you have been to a cotillion. Yes, the guy was a friend of mine. But remember what happened? He took you out into the back where the Gulf course was. He used you. Don't you remember our show?

First of all, snobbery IS a word. It is a Jo word. As for being smart, I earned my way into Eastland and Langley. I didn't have to buy MY way into them.

Secondly, have you ever thought of donating some of those clothes to people who would actually appreciate them. You can't possibly use all of them.

Third, yes I know cars can give you a reputaion. Just how many cars have you gotten a reputaion in Blair?

Fourth, yes I have seen the show, and if I were you I wouldn't talk about the guy's I've dated. I mean, just look at the jerks you've dated. Two words Chad Broxton.

[Montana Ponine]

What are you guys tryin to do, write a FOL episode?

LOL.:lol:

:argue: <-- Jo and Blair (D and Karli)

[Max Whittaker]

Originally posted by Montana Ponine
What are you guys tryin to do, write a FOL episode?

LOL.:lol:

:argue: <-- Jo and Blair (D and Karli)

I think so. In an unusual time and place, but I think they are.


Not bad. I think you guys have broken the record for longest Blair and Jo fight. Nancy and Lisa would be proud! :cheers:

[Kay Scarpetta]

Snobbery for the last time is not a word. Try and look it up.

I cannot donate my clothes. It would be impossible and scary to look at these little poor Bronxy people wearing my $800 Jordache jeans. I mean, think about it.

Your really pushing my buttons, Polniaczek. I haven't done anything in a car but ride.

On the subject of dating- Eddie. At least my guys weren't married before they came to me. If they were they would have the decency to tell me

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Max Whittaker
Nancy and Lisa would be proud! :cheers:

-sigh- If ONLY Lisa could see this... she'd just be so proud of me...

[Max Whittaker]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
[B.

On the subject of dating- Eddie. At least my guys weren't married before they came to me. If they were they would have the decency to tell me [/B]

Ooooooooo Theres going to be troooublllle......

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Snobbery for the last time is not a word. Try and look it up.

I cannot donate my clothes. It would be impossible and scary to look at these little poor Bronxy people wearing my $800 Jordache jeans. I mean, think about it.

Your really pushing my buttons, Polniaczek. I haven't done anything in a car but ride.

On the subject of dating- Eddie. At least my guys weren't married before they came to me. If they were they would have the decency to tell me

First, pull out a REAL dictionary. Snobbery IS A WORD. I am using a 1992 Webster's Illustrated Encyclopedic Dictionary. Snobbery is listed by itself:

snob-ber-y n. Snobbish behavior.

That discribes YOU to a tee Blair.

Secondly, what makes you think anybody from the Bronx would want any clothes that has been ANYWHERE near you? Think about that.

Thirdly, exactly what did you ride in those cars Blair?

Fourth, don't mess with Eddie. At least he never worked at a strip joint like SOMEBODY'S boyfriend did. Eddie is a good guy, yes he was married the last time he came back, but NOT when we first met. Anyway, what makes you think your dates would have any decency. I again refer to Chad Broxton.

[DarleneIllyria]

roflmao! You two make a very good Jo and Blair! Happy Holidays to everybody on the boards! :)

[Kay Scarpetta]

Jo, your using an almost 10 year old dictionary. It hasn't been updated for the longest time.

And, all the young little motorcycle-riding hoodlums would KILL for $800 Jordaches.

Jo, your REALLY pushing my buttons now. I haven't done anything in a car except sit in the damn back with my feet up to be waited on hand and foot.

Don't mess with Eddie? Well what's he gonna do, come get me? And don't start going off on Cliff. I don't want to talk about him. Chad... yeah well he was a jerk no doubt about it, but still.

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Jo, your using an almost 10 year old dictionary. It hasn't been updated for the longest time.

And, all the young little motorcycle-riding hoodlums would KILL for $800 Jordaches.

Jo, your REALLY pushing my buttons now. I haven't done anything in a car except sit in the damn back with my feet up to be waited on hand and foot.

Don't mess with Eddie? Well what's he gonna do, come get me? And don't start going off on Cliff. I don't want to talk about him. Chad... yeah well he was a jerk no doubt about it, but still.


*thinking* "Where's Mrs. G. when we need her?"

It doesn't matter how old the dictionary is, it IS in it so it IS a word.

No we would not kill for $800 Jordache jeans. We might kill somebody for wearing them, but not to get them for ourselves.

See, that is just your problem. You should get off your can and help yourself. Maybe then you wouldn't have to keep buying so many clothes.

As for the whole guy thing, I think we can agree that we have both ended up with some jerk for a guy. Maybe that is why we are such good friends. I mean, if we weren't such good friends, I would have already punched your lights out. That must mean something.

[Kay Scarpetta]

Well fine. It IS a word. But not a very good one.

No you see, your people WOULD want them. They could trade them in for a fair amount of money, then go off and buy more rags you people wear...


I do not have a problem, and the only person I help is myself. If people want my help, they must beg for it. Same as for money. But like I said before Jo.. my offer still stands

Fine. Call a truse on the guy thing. Well actually, no. I never did like Rick.......

[Max Whittaker]

GIRLS! GIRLS! It's CHRISTMAS! Can't you two just get ALONG just ONCE???

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Max Whittaker
GIRLS! GIRLS! It's CHRISTMAS! Can't you two just get ALONG just ONCE???

I guess you're right Mrs. G. It IS Christmas time after all. We really shouldn't be arguing over stupid stuff like this.

Happy Holidays Blair.

*picks up a photo album with pictures from over the years and gives it to Blair for Christmas*

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Ags2000


I guess you're right Mrs. G. It IS Christmas time after all. We really shouldn't be arguing over stupid stuff like this.

Happy Holidays Blair.

*picks up a photo album with pictures from over the years and gives it to Blair for Christmas*

-sigh- fine. Merry Christmas Jo. But the SECOND it turns 2002, and the Holidays are over, I'm continuing our fight!

[Ags2000]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


-sigh- fine. Merry Christmas Jo. But the SECOND it turns 2002, and the Holidays are over, I'm continuing our fight!

Sounds good to me!!!

I look forward to it! :grineyes:

D

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Ags2000
I look forward to it!



yes... you would. Oh, look at the time. Must run off for my hair appointment. Ta-ta!