UM action figures

[Mystery Man]

Come on, tell me you wouldn't want little posable versions of Mike Riemer, AJ Breaux, Ralph Probst, Phillip Breen, and what not... :lol:

Just another one of those thoughts I had. :crazy:

[brianh333]

Come on, tell me you wouldn't want little posable versions of Mike Riemer, AJ Breaux, Ralph Probst, Phillip Breen, and what not... :lol:

Just another one of those thoughts I had. :crazy:


:rofl: :rofl:

this could make for a great Facebook status update... "my two best days owning a 'Jule Caylor' bobblehead-doll... the day I bought it, and the day I sold it"

[Steve W.]

oh boy

Being what the show is, that just made me think of many horribly distasteful and offensive action figures.

Keeping it a little lighter, I did already have the Liz Carmichael action figure but after taking a closer look at it, I decided to give it away because of the pure fear and confusion it gave me.

[bell83]

Come on, tell me you wouldn't want little posable versions of Mike Riemer, AJ Breaux, Ralph Probst, Phillip Breen, and what not... :lol:

Just another one of those thoughts I had. :crazy:


Hahahaha! I want a Fumbles action figure! :D

[Mystery Man]

A few more ideas:

Angela Hammond phone booth play-set
Donald Eugene Webb and Greg Adams 2-pack
Leonard Dirickson with realistic moustache

P.S. The Fumbles idea sounds good as does the Jule Caylor bobblehead. :D

[Alvin Karpis]

I would pay $100s for a Dennis Depue action figure, it would have to come with his Van and a bloody sheet (No offense to Mrs Depue)

[Mastermind]

You can seriously buy action figures online of:

1. Mothman
2. James Earl Ray
3. Zodiac Killer
4. Unabomber
5. Billy the Kid
6. Bugsy Seigel
7. Robert Stack in Unsolved Mystery's wear
8. Elliot Ness ( as either Kevin Costner or Robert Stack)
9. Skunk Ape
10. BigFoot
11. A Grey (Roswell, Allagash Abductions)
12. Ogopogo
13. Oliver the Humanzee
14. Sirhan Sirhan
15. The entire Ramsey Family murder Playset (don;t ask!! :rolleyes: )
16. Gettysburg Ghosts (courtesy of Todd MacFarlane..like that jerk needs more money...:mad: )
17. Men In Black (not figures from the movie)
18. DB Cooper (actually comes with a packable working parachute AND removable ray-bans.)
19. The entire Romanov family complete with mad cleric Rasputin.
20. Whitey Bulger (someone actually made action figures of the FBIs 10 most wanted...includes Osama Bin Ladin!!!)
21. Victor Guerana (form the same set as Whitey Bulger)
22. Son of Sam (from a line of serial killer action figures....comes with his "posessed" dog!!!)
23. Sonny Liston (from a Muhammad Ali set. There is also one of great Heavyweight fighters)
24. Somewhere out there is an action figure of Virginia Madsen from the movie Candyman.
25. Dennis Farina was immortilized as an action figure twice (Get Shorty, Law and Order)

[Apostapler]

OMG I wanna Robert Stack action figure now!!! I gotta find one!

[bell83]

OMG I wanna Robert Stack action figure now!!! I gotta find one!

Seriously! I need to find one of those :D

[Mystery Man]

I want an Adam Emery with "jumping bail" power action.

[Apostapler]

I can't find the RS action figure. :(

[DazzlerSparkler]

Elizabeth Ortiz figurine with milkshake, purse, and car w/ Jonathan
Jesse James Hollywood figure with cocaine, pot, weed, and bound and gagged Nick Markowitz.

[Mastermind]

I can't find the RS action figure.

I think it might be a fan repainting and alteration of his Untouchables action figure.

[Alvin Karpis]

Elizabeth Ortiz figurine with milkshake, purse, and car w/ Jonathan


:lol:

[Guardian]

Of course if there is a Robert Stack figure, then there really should be a telecenter playset with rocket firing action, phone ringing sounds as well as "update" music played when you press a button, and lets not forget the trap door in case crooks with a grudge attack the telecenter. maybe an escape slide that leads to a hidden UM helicopter with action firing missles!

[Gelatinous Goo]

I keep looking for the elusive Rogest Cain action figure. I go to a Toys R Us, and they tell me they know they had one left...it was just here a minute ago...it's crazy!:cool:

[Gelatinous Goo]

In further news, the George Owens action figures keep disappearing from store shelves. Nobody knows what's going on. They have been re-appearing in droves at Ben & Jerry`s outlets nationwide. There are, however, plenty of blue 1965 Chrysler New Yorker accessories still in stores. Woodpile sold separately.

And, appropriately, the Judy Himes figure is only available at Omaha-area Target locations.

[Steve W.]

"Of course if there is a Robert Stack figure, then there really should be a telecenter playset with rocket firing action, phone ringing sounds as well as "update" music played when you press a button, and lets not forget the trap door in case crooks with a grudge attack the telecenter. maybe an escape slide that leads to a hidden UM helicopter with action firing missles!"

awesome!

[brianh333]

Elizabeth Ortiz figurine with milkshake, purse, and car w/ Jonathan


That's greatness!!


I used to have a Jule Caylor action-figure, until I left it laying next to my kid's electric-train-set, and it mysteriously vanished into thin air.

It was hell living with that action-figure, and it was hell having it disappear the way that it did. But since I've moved on, that whole problem is behind me, and things are really pretty good.

[marahnna]

I laughed myself silly reading some of these. I think my favorite so far was the Elizabeth Ortiz action figure "with Jonathan." I'd also love to see a Brian Brophil action figure with horse and barn o'weed playset, and a Dub Waukerhagen <sp?> figurine with Chance and the van with bloodied bedsheets and Christmas presents.

[Apostapler]

Let's not forget the Oakville Washington playset complete with your own bucket of gelatinous goo!

[Jediknight1823]

You can seriously buy action figures online of:

1. Mothman
2. James Earl Ray
3. Zodiac Killer
4. Unabomber
5. Billy the Kid
6. Bugsy Seigel
7. Robert Stack in Unsolved Mystery's wear
8. Elliot Ness ( as either Kevin Costner or Robert Stack)
9. Skunk Ape
10. BigFoot
11. A Grey (Roswell, Allagash Abductions)
12. Ogopogo
13. Oliver the Humanzee
14. Sirhan Sirhan
15. The entire Ramsey Family murder Playset (don;t ask!! :rolleyes: )
16. Gettysburg Ghosts (courtesy of Todd MacFarlane..like that jerk needs more money...:mad: )
17. Men In Black (not figures from the movie)
18. DB Cooper (actually comes with a packable working parachute AND removable ray-bans.)
19. The entire Romanov family complete with mad cleric Rasputin.
20. Whitey Bulger (someone actually made action figures of the FBIs 10 most wanted...includes Osama Bin Ladin!!!)
21. Victor Guerana (form the same set as Whitey Bulger)
22. Son of Sam (from a line of serial killer action figures....comes with his "posessed" dog!!!)
23. Sonny Liston (from a Muhammad Ali set. There is also one of great Heavyweight fighters)
24. Somewhere out there is an action figure of Virginia Madsen from the movie Candyman.
25. Dennis Farina was immortilized as an action figure twice (Get Shorty, Law and Order)

You forgot Danny Wheeler, although none are from his UM appearance. They're all from his basketball days.

[Hambone2421]

How about Bob Bean with a video camera and his two kids with a "do it yourself" video recording that has Bob telling you what to say.

[Gelatinous Goo]

Let's not forget the Oakville Washington playset complete with your own bucket of gelatinous goo!

The Bucket-O'-Goo Fun Factory was pulled from store shelves in a scenario eerily reminiscent of the 1981 Tylenol scare.

[bell83]

The Bucket-O'-Goo Fun Factory was pulled from store shelves in a scenario eerily reminiscent of the 1981 Tylenol scare.


I thought it was because idiot kids were eating the goo, the way we used to sample the slime from the Ghostbusters toys.

[Apostapler]

I thought it was because idiot kids were eating the goo, the way we used to sample the slime from the Ghostbusters toys.

I think everyone did that! :lol: I used to eat play-doh too. Thank goodness it was non-toxic. It didn't taste all that bad, either. ;)

[justins5256]

I think everyone did that! :lol: I used to eat play-doh too. Thank goodness it was non-toxic. It didn't taste all that bad, either. ;)

Yeah, Play-doh wasn't bad. I ate paste once when I was younger. I can't really recommend it.

[bell83]

I think everyone did that! :lol: I used to eat play-doh too. Thank goodness it was non-toxic. It didn't taste all that bad, either. ;)

Yeah...I'm guilty of that, as well. Why make playsets that can make "food" if you're not supposed to eat it!? :lol:

[MegtheEgg86]

Of course if there is a Robert Stack figure, then there really should be a telecenter playset with rocket firing action, phone ringing sounds as well as "update" music played when you press a button, and lets not forget the trap door in case crooks with a grudge attack the telecenter. maybe an escape slide that leads to a hidden UM helicopter with action firing missles!

That is probably the coolest thing I have ever heard of.


I would like to see a Clarence Roberts figure, complete with Masonic ring, repossessable car, and turning-a-light-on-and-turning-a-light-off action. Oh, and he's fireproof, at least the first time you try it out.

The Phillip Breen figure should come with multiple outfits--business suit, Orlando Juice tee shirt/baseball cap/jeans, and island wear shirt and shorts for moving to the Caribbean. Kathleen Breen figure with divorce papers and Monster-From-Outer-Space blaster sold separately.

Other ideas:

- Allagash Abductions four pack: Jack and Jim Weiner, Chuck Rak, and Charlie Foltz. Separate playset includes canoe, otherwordly beings, and "medical examination room."

- Justin Burgwinkel with Army BDUs and briefcase.

- Perman Gilbert with work van and lunch bag of bologna and cheese sandwiches. Supermarket set with flower shop also available.

[Corky Kneivel]

I would like to see a Clarence Roberts figure, complete with Masonic ring, repossessable car, and turning-a-light-on-and-turning-a-light-off action. Oh, and he's fireproof, at least the first time you try it out.

hahahahahahaha....lol at the repossessable car

[SageSlowdive]

Angela Hammond phone booth set?

Talk about morbid.....

[Gelatinous Goo]

Making their debuts in summer 2010:

-Manitoba UFO witness: Dip him in hot water and watch the mysterious scars appear on his belly!

-Howard Drummond: 103 coffee jars and pile of sweat socks sold separately.

-Gertrude Pruitt: Pull the string on her back and watch her mechanically size you up with her eyes!

-Not so much an action figure, but the Judge Fairbanks piggy bank was initially a hot seller, but the demand has died down considerably. The manufacturer is not taking refunds. All inquires and complaints should be directed to Harrah's Inc., Las Vegas, NV.

[WishfulDreamer]

^^ Don't forget to include the fruitcake!

[DazzlerSparkler]

Adding to my previous ones, which were Elizabeth Ortiz and JJH....

Elaine Parent w/ shotgun, Beverly corpse, wig, id cards, credit cards and wallet, and suitcase

Keely Shaye Smith telecenter playset w/ two outfits; business suit optional pants and skirt, and casual clothes (comes with vacation playset that includes babies and Pierce Brosnan), telephone, desk, coworkers, trenchcoat, and large viewing screen. Speaks a wide variety of phrases, including "Thanks Rob. There has been a current update on this case...so and so..." and the famous "If you have any information on any of the cases you've seen tonight, please call at 1800 UNSOLVED." as well as "Unsolved Mysteries, on lifetime, will return after this."

Rogelio Roxas w/ shovel, archeological gear, friend, and gold bars with gold buddha, also comes with Ferdinand Marcos and electric shock torture device

The one...man (cant remember name) but comes with wig and women's clothing, as well as money checks and car designs, as well as prototype model of "car"

English couple former owners of haunted house playset comes with ghosts, lawyers and other couple complete with courthouse and allegations of suing the owners.

Lisette Nikita hospital playset, contains poisoned iv's, poison bottle, rx percriptions, patients in bed with seizure moving action, and boyfriend

[sdb4884]

AJ Breaux complete with van, red car, fish and beer can.

[sdb4884]

Jet Taylor and Susan-Akin Taylor action figures that don't do anything.

[TracyLynnS]

Well, this would be overpriced....

But how about a Tony Alamo action figure, including an assortment of Elvis sunglass, hundreds of sweat shop workers, giant 1970s style crooner's microphone, a tackily decorated mansion including dining table that seats 30, way too many Glamor Shots portraits, steal-able dead wife, and a big ole switch for when god tells us to give Tony Alamo 100 licks.

[TracyLynnS]

Whenever I read through this thread, I keep hearing and seeing Weird Al Yankovic's "white and nerdy" music video with Seth Green proudly displaying the collection:

My rims never spin. To the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library

[MegtheEgg86]

Jet Taylor and Susan-Akin Taylor action figures that don't do anything.

Nice. :lol:

[sdb4884]

Nice. :lol:

Thanks! after recently seeing the Crystal Spencer story again I just thought they would be perfect.

[soilentgreen]

Well, this would be overpriced....

But how about a Tony Alamo action figure, including an assortment of Elvis sunglass, hundreds of sweat shop workers, giant 1970s style crooner's microphone, a tackily decorated mansion including dining table that seats 30, way too many Glamor Shots portraits, steal-able dead wife, and a big ole switch for when god tells us to give Tony Alamo 100 licks.

LOL.

Gertrude Pruitt: Pull the string on her back and watch her mechanically size you up with her eyes!

Easy Bake Fruitcake Oven sold separately...

Paul Pollis Happy Meal complete with plastic hamburger, small shed, cleaning supplies, and extra large sized black trash bags. First 100 purchasers also receive complimentary cocaine samples.

Don Dixon excursion package -- includes pesticide spray and dinner at Taco Bell.

[alfiechat]

Tina resch playset with refrigerator that dispenses eggs thru the closed door and levitating phone.

[Gelatinous Goo]

Worlds of Wonder is offering a torched mattress accessory that is interchangable between the Eric Tamiyasu and Megan Curl figures.

[welshman]

Cindy James figure with pull string that can also be used to hog tie her, comes with two homes one slightly damaged with a "graage" and one with an overgrown garden, accessories include black nylon stockings, car with bloodied handle, mans workboot and glove, morphine and other drugs.
Other figures in the set include The PI, The gullible friend and the ex husband each sold separately.

[CrazyRalph]

Elizabeth Ortiz figurine with milkshake, purse, and car w/ Jonathan


You pull the string on her back and she says "THAT MAN HAS JONATHAN!"

[TheCars1986]

You pull the string on her back and she says "THAT MAN HAS JONATHAN!"

Just wanted to say that I love your avatar and your name!

[CrazyRalph]

Just wanted to say that I love your avatar and your name!

Thanks! :)

[Mr. Metalhead.]

You forgot Danny Wheeler, although none are from his UM appearance. They're all from his basketball days.
^^^^ Hahahahahahahaha, that just made my day.

[Mr. Metalhead.]

Can they make a set of Paul Pollis and his happy family, eating massive hamburgers in their van? Or what about the Jule(s) Caylor salad bar playset?