Bad Song Prison

[Penny Lane]

A radio station that I listen to has a weekly segment called "The Bad Song Prison" There have been some really bad songs recorded and thought that some of you would like to imprison some of them! Who are your nominees? I think this could be fun! I have many candidates but I want to hear some of yours first!:lol:

[Kay Scarpetta]

*cough**hack*imaslave4u*hack**cough*

more to come soon. I promise lol

[Montana Ponine]

I am vvveeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyy confused (as always).
But i love the smilie marlene!!

[Penny Lane]

Originally posted by Montana Ponine
I am vvveeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyy confused (as always).
But i love the smilie marlene!!

I mean what song do you think is so horrible that it ought to be locked up?:eek:

[Montana Ponine]

ohh ok thanks fer clearing that up lol. i'm sorry i'm really slow... kerri knows it! lol.

[LaverneShirley]

"Baby One More Time" OMG, I want to tear my hair out everytime I hear it, which is every day in the lunch room. I actually want to lock up every pop, rap, and country song, but, ya know... can't have everything....

Oh, and that ANNOYING "Santa, Baby" song. Argh, I hate it!

[Beruche]

Originally posted by LaverneShirley
"Baby One More Time" OMG, I want to tear my hair out everytime I hear it, which is every day in the lunch room.

I vote for that one too!

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
*cough**hack*imaslave4u*hack**cough*

more to come soon. I promise lol

Anything Britney Spears has ever tried to screech her way through. :p

I'll think of more I'm sure.

[moofomoo]

You wanna kill a song? "Everywhere" by Michelle Branch should be shot, quartered, tarred, feathered, circumcized, and burned at the stake!

If I hear "cuz you're everywhere to me..." ONE MORE TIME I AM GONNA KILL SOMEONE!!!!! *takes the teddy bear hostage*

**Gracie/moo**

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by moofomoo
You wanna kill a song? "Everywhere" by Michelle Branch should be shot, quartered, tarred, feathered, circumcized, and burned at the stake!

If I hear "cuz you're everywhere to me..." ONE MORE TIME I AM GONNA KILL SOMEONE!!!!! *takes the teddy bear hostage*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Thats one of my all time favorite songs!!!!!

:angryfire

lol ok. I'm done.

[Kay Scarpetta]

Anything by the Spice Girls!!!! EW!!!!!! I know their songs aren't really played anymore, but everytime I hear their annoying voices I just want to throw something. *shudders*

[dawsongirl]

"Having My Baby" by Paul Anka. Horrible song.

[Kay Scarpetta]

Love Will Lead us Back by Taylor Dane. *sigh*makes me want to hurt someone when I hear it

[Penny Lane]

Ok , here are some of mine

Any Barry Manilow song!:sleep:

I Dig Rock and Roll Music- by Peter Paul and Mary:eek: The Worst!

Last Kiss


It's My Party & Judy's Turn To Cry by Leslie Gore


American Pie:rolleyes:

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by NEWHART FAN
Ok , here are some of mine

Any Barry Manilow song!:sleep:


I SO agree with you on that. My mom is such a Barry freak. Every New Years Eve she MUST play "Just Another New Years Eve" by him or she gets all mad. She has all his albums and stuff. "Copa Cabana" AHHHHHHH Makes me want to kill someone!!!!

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by NEWHART FAN
Any Barry Manilow song!:sleep:

It's My Party & Judy's Turn To Cry by Leslie Gore


Except Copacabana! That I like. :)

ALL Leslie Gore songs should burn!! They are so pathetic!

And "Johnny Get Angry." It promotes domestic violence. :eek:

[Kristina]

All of Madonna's new songs! I mean sure she had some good 80's songs like "Lucky Star" and "Material Girl" but now her music is crap. Especially "Ray Of Light" *gagz* her video for it is so dorky she looks like a complete loser. ****! lol

[Penny Lane]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
[ My mom is such a Barry freak.


I have a sister with the same disease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by NEWHART FAN
I have a sister with the same disease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Heh. God help us huh!! ;)

[moofomoo]

Weird Al's "Achy Breaky Song"

You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock
Like New Kids On The Block
Or any Village People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice
Hey, you can play him twice
And you can play the Bee Gees any day
But Mr. DJ, please
I'm beggin' on my knees
I just can't take no more of Billy Ray

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo...

You can clear the room
By playin Debbie Boon
Or crank your Abba records until dawn
Oh, I can even hear
Slim Whitman or Zamfir
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
Or play some Tiffany
On 8-track or CD
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo...

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song
That irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain...

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo-woo...


I especially agree with:
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more

**Mooooooooooooooyah!**

[Mossopp]

Originally posted by tootiefan4life
All of Madonna's new songs! I mean sure she had some good 80's songs like "Lucky Star" and "Material Girl" but now her music is crap. Especially "Ray Of Light" *gagz* her video for it is so dorky she looks like a complete loser. ****! lol

Oh my God :eek: How can you slag-off Madonna?? The woman is an icon!! You are the only person I've ever spoken to that actually dislikes her.
Anyway, there are about a millions songs that I absolutely despise but the only ones I can think of right now are -

Y.M.C.A.
Any song from the 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'
Cos I Got High (I wanna shoot that Afro-Man - what an idiot!!):smash:

If I remember any more I'll post 'em later.

[Penny Lane]

Originally posted by moofomoo
Weird Al's "Achy Breaky Song"


**Mooooooooooooooyah!**

Ha Ha! I love Weird Al! His songs are sooooooooo appropriate! Here's picture of him with my man, Paul McCartney. Weird Al; the 5th Beatle!?
:lol:

[Kay Scarpetta]

Any song by...

BLONDIE!

[daisy73]

Anything by Britney or Christina.

[dawsongirl]

I'm putting in a vote for my mom. She hate's the 1975 song "Feelings."

I don't like any version of "Everlasting Love."

[Chocoholic]

Originally posted by moofomoo
Weird Al's "Achy Breaky Song"

You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock
Like New Kids On The Block
Or any Village People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice
Hey, you can play him twice
And you can play the Bee Gees any day
But Mr. DJ, please
I'm beggin' on my knees
I just can't take no more of Billy Ray

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo...

You can clear the room
By playin Debbie Boon
Or crank your Abba records until dawn
Oh, I can even hear
Slim Whitman or Zamfir
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
Or play some Tiffany
On 8-track or CD
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo...

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song
That irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain...

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo-woo...




That reminds me of this joke I heard one time...

A country music singer and a rock and roll star were scheduled to be executed by a firing squad. Before the execution, the warden asked the musicians if they had any final requests. The country singer asked to hear "Achy Breaky Heart" one more time. The warden said that could be arranged. Then, he turned to the rock star who said, "Please shoot me first!"

i hate that Achy Breaky Heart song so much.

I used to hate that "Proud to be an American" song, but now, it has new meaning.

[daisy73]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by dawsongirl
[B]I'm putting in a vote for my mom. She hate's the 1975 song "Feelings."
That song is soooooooooooo bad, so campy and lame. Did anyone ever hear that song "Julie, Do Ya Love Me?" by the one time teen idol Bobby Sherman? It goes "Julie, Julie , Julie Do Ya Love Me, Julie, Julie, Julie Do Ya Care"? Well, That song is truly annoying, he sounds like a wanna be lounge singer or someting.

[Ags2000]

Two words...The Macarana

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! :smash:


D

[Bootsy Whoosh]

*Bootsy puts her big toe on her soapbox* I don't see how y'all can be dissin' Madonna or Blondie, but to each his own I guess...

*Bootsy steps up to the podium to cast her votes for songs to be thrown in the brig and she will personally swallow the key:*

Every song ever written, sung, hummed, or even thought about by The Presidents of the United States of America, but please, Peaches, and Lump, if you would please walk this way with me before I lock you up forever, I have a few things I'd like to do er I mean say to you first muhahahahahahahhahah *ahem*

Don't worry, I'll be back with more, I'm sure of it....

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by daisy73
Did anyone ever hear that song "Julie, Do Ya Love Me?" by the one time teen idol Bobby Sherman? It goes "Julie, Julie , Julie Do Ya Love Me, Julie, Julie, Julie Do Ya Care"? Well, That song is truly annoying, he sounds like a wanna be lounge singer or someting.

Oh yeah. I can see him standing in a lounge singing that. :p

[Beruche]

Originally posted by daisy73
Anything by Britney or Christina.

Yeah or anything by Nsuck or The Backstink boys.In school all the girls that I sit with at lunch are all saying how "great" or how "cute" they are.Its disgusting!:smash: and because I don't do the same they call me "weird" well I am but not just becuase of that.:D

[Penny Lane]

Ok, I'm back with another very annoying song! Whitney Houston's rendition of "I'll Always Love You"
BARF and GAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get over yourself, Whitney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[Kay Scarpetta]

Ok Ok Bootsy I do take back what I said about Blondie LOL. I used to hate her but after listening to some songs of hers, I realized she isn't that bad. Heart of Glass is quite a nice song. Anyways, I depise any song by Cream. You know them? It had Eric Clapton in it? Anyways cannot stand them

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by JOblairJOblair
Yeah or anything by Nsuck or The Backstink boys.In school all the girls that I sit with at lunch are all saying how "great" or how "cute" they are.Its disgusting!:smash: and because I don't do the same they call me "weird" well I am but not just becuase of that.:D

Yeah, well if you ask me, they're weird because they're probably just following the crowd and liking what everyone else likes. People like that need to think for themselves once in a while. You're normal JoblairJoblair!

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by NEWHART FAN
Ok, I'm back with another very annoying song! Whitney Houston's rendition of "I'll Always Love You"
BARF and GAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get over yourself, Whitney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

:lol: I used to like her, but I think she's been smoking her lawn for a little too long now, if you know what I mean. ;)

[Meg07945]

safety dance (blah!)...can be locked up and thow away the key, by all means!

[Chocoholic]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


Yeah, well if you ask me, they're weird because they're probably just following the crowd and liking what everyone else likes. People like that need to think for themselves once in a while.

You know, I've never really been one to follow the crowd, but I do happen to love the Backstreet Boys. Call me crazy, but I really do love their songs and I'll probably still love them 10 years from now when everyone else has forgotten about them. I don't think any of them are really that attractive at all. I can't even remember their names, LOL!!! :lol: Sure some people probably like them just because they're popular, but I happen to like them for real, and if that makes me weird, well I AM A BIG WEIRDO!!!!!

[daisy73]

Originally posted by dawsongirl


Yeah, well if you ask me, they're weird because they're probably just following the crowd and liking what everyone else likes. People like that need to think for themselves once in a while. You're normal JoblairJoblair!

Dawsongirl, I couldn't have said it better myself. Ten years from now these girls will be embarassed to admit that they listened to that crap.

[DarleneIllyria]

Originally posted by tootiefan4life
All of Madonna's new songs! I mean sure she had some good 80's songs like "Lucky Star" and "Material Girl" but now her music is crap. Especially "Ray Of Light" *gagz* her video for it is so dorky she looks like a complete loser. ****! lol


Hey, I agree with you. The 80's to early 90's Madonna rocked. Now she has took a whole different turn and the music just isn't as good anymore. Yeah, I like 2 of her new songs. Out of the things she has released since Ray of Light, I only like 2.

To whoever said the Macarena, I agree with you 100%! God, I hated that song even when it was released. It sure didn't help matters any that they played it every second...