christmas jokes

[letsgoreyes]

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

[letsgoreyes]

Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed money lying on the floor. Which one picked it up??

Santa of course, the other two don't exist!
:lol:

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.

[Kellie87kp]

hahahahahaha!!!!!! Those are pretty good! Where did ya get 'em?

[letsgoreyes]

off some sites

[Kristina]

I just made this one up :D. What did Santa say to the ladies on the street corner? "Ho Ho Ho!" :rotflmao:

[letsgoreyes]

Originally posted by tootiefan4life
I just made this one up :D. What did Santa say to the ladies on the street corner? "Ho Ho Ho!" :rotflmao:

:lol: :lol: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :lol:

[Kellie87kp]

Originally posted by tootiefan4life
I just made this one up :D. What did Santa say to the ladies on the street corner? "Ho Ho Ho!" :rotflmao:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happyface :happyface :happyface hahaha!!!!!!!!! That was super funny!