Sick Blonde Joke

[Jinny Rockz]

Hey peoplez today I heard a really sick blonde joke but it was REEEEEEEEEALY funny... ok here goes....

Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
A: When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!

Sick huh? :lol:


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[FOLrocks1]

That is but it's funny! LOL:lol: :rotflmao:

[Warm & Fuzzy]

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[Mossopp]

Here's a politically incorrect blonde joke that is more than likely to get erased -

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's harder to get an ironing boards legs open!

Sorry, I know that's awful but a friend of mine sent me a huge list of blonde jokes and that was actually the only one on it that was mildly amusing.
I apologise to all blondes everywhere.

Here's one that isn't so vulgar -

This blonde woman was given a jigsaw for her birthday. She sat down and applied all her brain power to it and she eventually completed the jigsaw 3 years later. She was really pleased with herself cos on the box it said "5 years and over". :lol:

[Truth]

Originally posted by Mossopp
Here's a politically incorrect blonde joke that is more than likely to get erased -

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's harder to get an ironing boards legs open!

Sorry, I know that's awful but a friend of mine sent me a huge list of blonde jokes and that was actually the only one on it that was mildly amusing.
I apologise to all blondes everywhere.

Here's one that isn't so vulgar -

This blonde woman was given a jigsaw for her birthday. She sat down and applied all her brain power to it and she eventually completed the jigsaw 3 years later. She was really pleased with herself cos on the box it said "5 years and over". :lol:

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THOSE ARE Soo F'n Funny!

[Jinny Rockz]

Mine's better

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Jinny Rockz
Mine's better

Not really- all of them are funny. OMG You cannot top that ironing board one though... thats just...

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[Lil g 05]

Q)whats the similar between smart blondes and UFO'S?

A) You always hear about them, but never see them

[folfan01]

Here's something dat you say to a blonde.

Wanna take the blonde test?
Yeah.
Um, what color is the sky?
Blue.
What color is the dirt?
Brown.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Three.
What color is your hair?
Blonde.
What time is it right now?
Noon.

Just keep asking them questions like dat. Then say-

What was the first question I asked you?

What color is the sky.
Nope, it was "Do you want to take the blondes test" !!!!!!

[-*Forever*-]

I have one:

There are three girls in the third grade: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Who's boobs are biggest?

The blonde, she's 18!:lol:

OMG muh friend told me that camping and I fell over w/ laughter!!!!! LOL

[Barnabas1]

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[Jinny Rockz]

HA! You can't top the pencil one!

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Q: How can you tell when a blond is having a bad day?
A: When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!
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Look buddy I got PMS and I got a gun, any questions?~Jinny
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[Wild Child]

Here's a couple....(sorry to all blonde's!)
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car
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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Q:What's brown,black,and blue?
A: A brunette that's told too many blonde jokes!
*And here's my favorite one~~
Q: What's dumber than 2 brunette's trying to build a house under the ocean?
A: 2 blonde's trying to burn it down!

[Seth]

lol @ them all

[Divisionbabe05]

I'm a blonde lol, but I hear these all the time. Here are some.

Q:Whats the difference between a blonde and a misquito?
A: When you slap a misquito it stops sucking.

A car full of blondes were going to Disney World...they approached a sign that said Disney World Left, so they went home.

[KerriBerri687]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: to em all! hehehe

[folfan01]

Originally posted by Divisionbabe05

A car full of blondes were going to Disney World...they approached a sign that said Disney World Left, so they went home.
LOL dat one was really funny!
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[vienna waits]

LOL these are hilarious! :lol:

[LaverneShirley]

Okay, I haven't heard this joke in FOREVER, and it's funnier if someone says it to you, but here's my favorite blonde joke (No offense to blondes! I have partly blonde hair myself!)

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead we're running away from a cop when they passed a huge pile of sacks of potatoes. They figured this would be a good place to hide, so they buried themselves under the sacks just as the cop neared the pile. He heard a noise and asked "Who's there?" The brunette barked. "Oh, it's just a dog." He heard another noise. "Who'se there?" he called. The redhead mewed. "Oh, it's just a cat." He heard yet another noise. "Who's there?"

The blonde replied "Po-TAAAAAAAAAAAATO!"

[Czas na Zywiec]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ all of them

I got a couple of them too! (No offense to blondes)

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.
''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''




A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband in bed with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

[Montana Ponine]

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[LucyFan]

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[Babes_Cat]

I used to be a blonde, up until last week that is *sighs*
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There was 3 astronauts who worked for NASA, there was a Chinese guy Japanese guy and a Blonde. The Chinese guy said "Ha, us Chinese will be the first people to land on the planet Mars!"

The Japanese guy said "Big Deal! Us Japanese will be the first people to land on the planet Pluto!"

The Blonde said "Oh yea, us Blondes will be the first people to land on the sun!"

The Japanese guy and the Chinese guy looked at each other and start laughing, "You're crazy! You are going to burn up!"

But the proud blonde said "What, you think were stupid?! We are going to wait until night time!"

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[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
I used to be a blonde, up until last week that is *sighs*

I'm a brunette at this point in time, and I'm STILL dumb! *snickers*

[Babes_Cat]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


I'm a brunette at this point in time, and I'm STILL dumb! *snickers*

I said I was no longer blonde that don't mean I'm no longer stupid. That's something I'm stuck with no matter what hair color. LOL! Imma brunette with a blonde mind!

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
That's something I'm stuck with no matter what hair color.

Yeah... even if my hair is green.. I'll still have a blonde mind..

[Babes_Cat]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Yeah... even if my hair is green.. I'll still have a blonde mind..

DITTO!