Frank Gannucci
01-18-2010, 07:39 AM
"The Hypnotist Part 2":
Black Conductor: "You know your not going to see me again until we get to Chicago."
Ralph & Ed (yell in pain and act like they were sitting on a bed of hot coal): "CHICAGO!"
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph (whispering): "Alice is asleep."
Ed: "What did you say?"
Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."
Ed: "I can't hear you."
Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep."
"Goodbye Aunt Ethel Part 1":
Ralph: "I'm going to take a shower."
Aunt Ethel: "Do you mind if I brush my teeth first?"
Ralph: "Give them to me and I'll do it for you."
"Hello Mom":
Ed: "What's a five-letter word for fat?"
Alice: "Ralph."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Alice: "There's on old wives tale Ralph. 'A man works from sun-to-sun but a woman's work is never done."
Ralph: "Good gosh!"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ed: "No one is going to put you in a straightjacket."
Ralph: "Thank you Norton."
Ed: "Where are they going to find one that's big enough?"
"A Dog's Life":
Alice: "You know you Racoons have more emergency meetings than the U.N.?"
Ralph: "It turns out that the Racoons have more emergencies that the U.N."
"King of The Castle":
Alice: "The Nortons had a fight."
Ralph: "What do you want me to do, take on the winner?"
"Battle of The Sexes":
(There's a bandage on Ed's head.)
Ralph: "What happened to you?"
Ed: "Remember the part that you told me to say to Trixie that I am the king of the castle? Trixie crowned me."
Black Conductor: "You know your not going to see me again until we get to Chicago."
Ralph & Ed (yell in pain and act like they were sitting on a bed of hot coal): "CHICAGO!"
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph (whispering): "Alice is asleep."
Ed: "What did you say?"
Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."
Ed: "I can't hear you."
Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep."
"Goodbye Aunt Ethel Part 1":
Ralph: "I'm going to take a shower."
Aunt Ethel: "Do you mind if I brush my teeth first?"
Ralph: "Give them to me and I'll do it for you."
"Hello Mom":
Ed: "What's a five-letter word for fat?"
Alice: "Ralph."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Alice: "There's on old wives tale Ralph. 'A man works from sun-to-sun but a woman's work is never done."
Ralph: "Good gosh!"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ed: "No one is going to put you in a straightjacket."
Ralph: "Thank you Norton."
Ed: "Where are they going to find one that's big enough?"
"A Dog's Life":
Alice: "You know you Racoons have more emergency meetings than the U.N.?"
Ralph: "It turns out that the Racoons have more emergencies that the U.N."
"King of The Castle":
Alice: "The Nortons had a fight."
Ralph: "What do you want me to do, take on the winner?"
"Battle of The Sexes":
(There's a bandage on Ed's head.)
Ralph: "What happened to you?"
Ed: "Remember the part that you told me to say to Trixie that I am the king of the castle? Trixie crowned me."