Darlene's Best Line Ever

[robmic]

Darlene had some spectacular quotes, but I think her absolute best line was "Yeah, well if she's so popular just ask her which one of us got felt up". The look on Becky's face was great, and Roseanne sternly said "Darlene! Leave the table".

[steevo]

..After Roseanne lets DJ come up with the name for their diner (The Lunch Box):

Darlene: "Oh great. A suggestion from the kid who named his goldfish 'Fluffy'".

:lol:

[Hughsgirl]

Yeah, besides Rosanne, Darlene was my favorite. I know she was going by a script but her delivery of those lines were AEWSOME and I felt that when she went to Chicago and wasn't seen as often, it took alot away from the show...for me anyways.

One of my favorites quotes by her is from that episode where the salesman died in the kitchen. She says to DJ, "Hey let's go outside and wait for the meat wagon."

[Madame X]

Darlene had a lot of great lines!

Here's a favorite:

Becky: You can kiss my butt!
Darlene: Well haul it on over here, Jumbo! :lol:

One of my favorite scenes with continual great Darlene lines is when Dan was in jail after beating up Fisher:

Darlene: Well, well, well, well.
Dan: Ah, man!
Darlene: My, my, my, my, my!
Dan: What are you doin' here?
Darlene: You know, I'll bet when you imagined us in this situation, you always pictured yourself on the other side of those bars.
Dan: Where's your Mom?
Darlene: Organizing the candlelight vigil.
Dan: C'mon, Darlene. I don't have time for this!
Darlene: Oh, I think you do. (The audience roared and clapped) :rofl:

Later:

Darlene: I guess I should prepare you for all of the things that have changed since you've been in the "big house." Mom says we have a new Daddy now.

[Hughsgirl]

Oh yeah, it's hard to pick one favorite from Darlene.

[BeatleMoe]

From THE COMMERCIAL SHOW:

DJ: What's a virgin?
Darlene: You in 50 years.

From HOMECOMING:
Becky: You're not sleeping together are you?
Darlene: No, I force him to lie naked next to me yet I give him nothing.

HOMEWARD BOUND had some of the best:

"Don't worry, how much damage can he do with one free hand?"

[SpottableMouse]

Also from Homeward Bound regarding DJ's new...."habit":



Dan: Today was a special day for me! It was 179th day in a row where I did EXACTLY the same thing!

Darlene: Well, DJ over here is well on his way to shattering THAT record.

[rlw1984]

"I can make you feel like a man, David. Take out the trash!" :lol:

[An 80s Guy]

One of my favorites quotes by her is from that episode where the salesman died in the kitchen. She says to DJ, "Hey let's go outside and wait for the meat wagon."
That one was my favorite. It's also my favorite episode of the whole show.