Frank Gannucci
12-19-2009, 09:20 AM
"On Stage":
(Ralph is thinking of how to greet the Raccoons in his letters.)
Ed: "How about 'Greetings!'?"
Ralph: "'Greetings?'"
Ed: "Yeah, the draft board did pretty good with that one."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
(The car won't start.)
Trixie: "Ralph, it might help if you turned the ignition key."
Ralph: "I was just about to do that. I just wanted to see if the battery was alive."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "The bills will get bigger and bigger and I will have less to eat. I will start losing weight. Then, do you know what I will look like?"
Alice: "Yeah, a human being."
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"Hot Dog Stand" & "Please Leave The Premises":
Alice: "Do you call a bowling ball an absolute neccessity?"
Ralph: "I certainly do. You can't bowl without one."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ed: "Nobody is going to put you in a straightjacket."
Ralph: "Thank you Norton."
Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"
"Brother Ralph":
Ralph: "We have money in the bank, don't we?"
Alice: "Yeah, we have money in the bank. $3.31."
"Boys & Girls Together":
(Ralph comes home. The lights are out and Alice has a candlelight dinner ready.)
Alice: "Hello Ralph."
Ralph: "So, you forgot to pay the electric bill, huh?"
(Ralph is thinking of how to greet the Raccoons in his letters.)
Ed: "How about 'Greetings!'?"
Ralph: "'Greetings?'"
Ed: "Yeah, the draft board did pretty good with that one."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
(The car won't start.)
Trixie: "Ralph, it might help if you turned the ignition key."
Ralph: "I was just about to do that. I just wanted to see if the battery was alive."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "The bills will get bigger and bigger and I will have less to eat. I will start losing weight. Then, do you know what I will look like?"
Alice: "Yeah, a human being."
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"Hot Dog Stand" & "Please Leave The Premises":
Alice: "Do you call a bowling ball an absolute neccessity?"
Ralph: "I certainly do. You can't bowl without one."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ed: "Nobody is going to put you in a straightjacket."
Ralph: "Thank you Norton."
Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"
"Brother Ralph":
Ralph: "We have money in the bank, don't we?"
Alice: "Yeah, we have money in the bank. $3.31."
"Boys & Girls Together":
(Ralph comes home. The lights are out and Alice has a candlelight dinner ready.)
Alice: "Hello Ralph."
Ralph: "So, you forgot to pay the electric bill, huh?"