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Frank Gannucci
12-19-2009, 09:20 AM
"On Stage":

(Ralph is thinking of how to greet the Raccoons in his letters.)

Ed: "How about 'Greetings!'?"

Ralph: "'Greetings?'"

Ed: "Yeah, the draft board did pretty good with that one."

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

(The car won't start.)

Trixie: "Ralph, it might help if you turned the ignition key."

Ralph: "I was just about to do that. I just wanted to see if the battery was alive."

"The Babysitter":

Ralph: "The bills will get bigger and bigger and I will have less to eat. I will start losing weight. Then, do you know what I will look like?"

Alice: "Yeah, a human being."

"Hair To A Fortune":

Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"

(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)

Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"

"Hot Dog Stand" & "Please Leave The Premises":

Alice: "Do you call a bowling ball an absolute neccessity?"

Ralph: "I certainly do. You can't bowl without one."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ed: "Nobody is going to put you in a straightjacket."

Ralph: "Thank you Norton."

Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"

"Brother Ralph":

Ralph: "We have money in the bank, don't we?"

Alice: "Yeah, we have money in the bank. $3.31."

"Boys & Girls Together":

(Ralph comes home. The lights are out and Alice has a candlelight dinner ready.)

Alice: "Hello Ralph."

Ralph: "So, you forgot to pay the electric bill, huh?"