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Cactus Jack
12-16-2009, 12:58 AM
whats the difference between tiger woods and santa claus? - Santa stops after 3 hoes

Whats the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 100 yards


What's the difference between a caddy and one of Tiger's mistresses? Nothing, theyre both going to wash his balls somehow!


Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and all Pro Golfers? The other golfers stop after the 18th hole.


Tiger Woods PGA 2009: Pissed Girlfriends Aplenty
Cactus Jack
12-16-2009, 01:01 AM
What do all of Tiger's mistresses and his wife have in common? Theyve all seen Tiger's wood!
Pus$y Galore
12-16-2009, 02:45 PM
It is now known that Tiger Woods doesn't stop with the yungins' when his 14th mistress came forward this week. He apparently met her on a trip to Miami.
phoebe7165
12-16-2009, 02:47 PM
Geez, I must be out of the loop because the only joke I heard is that Tiger Woods name has been changed to Cheetah Woods!!:D
catlover79
12-16-2009, 03:51 PM
I have to admit, I laughed at the one about Tiger's wife being really TEE'D off. :rolleyes: :rofl:
Pus$y Galore
12-21-2009, 12:17 PM
Elin should have known not to marry Tiger in the first place when she realized her initials would be "EW"! ;)
catlover79
12-21-2009, 12:24 PM
Elin should have known not to marry Tiger in the first place when she realized her initials would be "EW"! ;)
:rofl:
Impressions
12-21-2009, 05:42 PM
Tiger Wood's favorite song of the season:

I'm Dreamin' of A White Mistress
Janice Johnson
12-21-2009, 07:09 PM
What's the difference between a caddy and one of Tiger's mistresses? Nothing, theyre both going to wash his balls somehow!





Gross, :barf:but I'll admit, I laughed at this one. :lol: The others, I did a :sleep2:.
catlover79
12-22-2009, 12:13 AM
Tiger Wood's favorite song of the season:

I'm Dreamin' of A White Mistress
Now that was good. :rofl: