Frank Gannucci
12-11-2009, 09:29 AM
"The Man From Space":
Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side."
Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side."
"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):
Alice: "I got Ralph a new belt. I want to make sure it fits."
Trixie: "If it doesn't, you can always exchange it for a larger size."
Alice: "There ain't no larger size."
"The Hypnotist Part 2":
(Mike Case is about to hypnotize Alice to get her to tell Ralph where the money is so he can use it on the convention.)
Ralph (to Mike Case): "You might think that this is a little underhanded, but all's fair in love and war."
Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."
"Brother-In-Law":
(Ralph leaps on to the couch to get the mouse. Ralph gets dust all over himeslf.)
Ed: "Did you get the mouse Ralph?"
Ralph: "No, I didn't get him."
Ed: "Then everybody stay quiet."
Ralph: "Why should we do that?"
Ed: "So we can hear the mouse. With all this dust around, he's bound to start coughing."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "This is the biggest thing that I ever got into."
Alice: "The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants."
"Two For The Money":
(Ralph just lost the money from the lodge.)
Ralph: "Let's not get panicky."
Alice: "Ralph, did you put the money in an envelope?"
Ralph: "See? Now you are getting panicky."
"Norton Moves In":
(Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.)
Alice: "What happened?"
Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE."
Alice: "So?"
Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY."
"King of The Castle":
(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on to it.)
Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this: 'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"
Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
"Manager of The Baseball Team" (Color):
Trixie: "Ralph has a good head on his shoulders."
Ed: "What is this on my shoulders, a volleyball?"
Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side."
Ed: "When you walk down the street, there AIN'T no other side."
"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):
Alice: "I got Ralph a new belt. I want to make sure it fits."
Trixie: "If it doesn't, you can always exchange it for a larger size."
Alice: "There ain't no larger size."
"The Hypnotist Part 2":
(Mike Case is about to hypnotize Alice to get her to tell Ralph where the money is so he can use it on the convention.)
Ralph (to Mike Case): "You might think that this is a little underhanded, but all's fair in love and war."
Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."
"Brother-In-Law":
(Ralph leaps on to the couch to get the mouse. Ralph gets dust all over himeslf.)
Ed: "Did you get the mouse Ralph?"
Ralph: "No, I didn't get him."
Ed: "Then everybody stay quiet."
Ralph: "Why should we do that?"
Ed: "So we can hear the mouse. With all this dust around, he's bound to start coughing."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "This is the biggest thing that I ever got into."
Alice: "The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants."
"Two For The Money":
(Ralph just lost the money from the lodge.)
Ralph: "Let's not get panicky."
Alice: "Ralph, did you put the money in an envelope?"
Ralph: "See? Now you are getting panicky."
"Norton Moves In":
(Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.)
Alice: "What happened?"
Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE."
Alice: "So?"
Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY."
"King of The Castle":
(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on to it.)
Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this: 'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"
Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
"Manager of The Baseball Team" (Color):
Trixie: "Ralph has a good head on his shoulders."
Ed: "What is this on my shoulders, a volleyball?"