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Brian Damage
11-29-2009, 06:16 PM
Kim Kardashian jokingly made a plan with her sister Khloe to go to Africa in order to win a place on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show'

Kim Kardashian joked about going to Africa to win a place on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show'

The US socialite said she is really upset by the recent announcement that the iconic talk show host is stepping down for her show in 2011, and joked with her sister Khloe about how they could get on it before it finishes.

Kim wrote on her twitter blog: "My goal in life is to go on the Oprah Winfrey Show, we need to plan and plot! How can the Kardashian sister get on Oprah?"

Khloe suggested she and their other sister Kourtney could help in a reply post.

She said: "Go to Africa for a few weeks and get lost adopting a baby. Kourtney and I will come and find you! Africa + adopting = Oprah. (sic)"

Kim said she thought actually adopting may be a little extreme.

She replied: "I have no problem getting lost in Africa, but really adopt? Can't I just steal Kourt's baby? Someone should kidnap us!"

So Khloe came up with an alternative, involving long dead rapper Tupac Shakur.

She wrote: "Forget Africa! I have the perfect plan. Let's go to Cuba, find Tupac! You have a baby by him!!! Tupac + Babies=Oprah (sic)."

Kim replied: "We only have 635 days left until Oprah is off the air, no time to get kidnapped! Can't you and Lamar just adopt me?

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/kim-kardashians-african-adoption-plan_1124010

TJL
11-29-2009, 10:11 PM
A Kardashian with a plan.

Run for your lives!!!

;)

Pitooey
11-29-2009, 10:49 PM
:rolleyes: What a joke...

TV Knowledge Fan
12-01-2009, 01:38 AM
There are only four guaranteed ways to "bump" yourself onto "OPRAH":

1) Write a best-selling book, and perhaps she'll elevate it to "must read" status as part of her 'Book Club', therefore giving you the right to appear and gush about your "literary genius" with her....

2) Commit a heinous or "outrageous" crime, and she might interview you from your jail cell [federal, state or local- wherever you end up]. A variation of this could fall under alcoholism, drug addiction, or any kind of physical or personal abuse {but not until AFTER the event happens, otherwise she'll think you're just doing it to sneak onto her show!}....

3) Be a "reality show" star, and she'll "play along" with-- nah, too unbelievable...

4) Become a legitimate celebrity (especially someone she's always admired, and MUST have you appear on her program!!).

Kim doesn't fit into any of these categories.

:read:

stargazer214
12-02-2009, 01:48 AM
LMAO. Big dreamers, but I doubt Oprah would say no! I don't care who they mentioned but if they had ever watched Oprah, they would know her shows don't cater to the "Tupac" demographic.. People like them, I don't understand the fascination of women (who I feel) got famous off of one person's sex tape.