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waichingliu81
10-22-2009, 03:55 PM
11 hours 1 min ago

© Sky News 2009

A(n) (American) man who brewed coffee naked in his own kitchen is facing indecent exposure charges and could be jailed.

Eric Williamson, 29, from Virginia, insists he has done nothing wrong and any exposure of his private parts was purely accidental.

Williamson was making coffee in the buff at 5.30am when a woman and her seven-year-old son walked past his kitchen window in Springfield.

The woman then called the police.

Fairfax County Police spokeswoman Mary Ann Jennings said the woman claimed Williamson then moved and exposed himself again through a large front window.

In his defence, Williamson said: "I'm by myself. So I come down here - the roommates are gone, and it's my house.

"I never had a conversation with anyone, never saw anyone. Didn't cross my mind, came and got coffee. I mean if I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen possibly it's natural. It's my kitchen."

Williamson, who is the father of a five-year-old girl, continued: "I am a loving dad. Any of my friends... and anyone knows that.

"And there is not a chance on this planet that I would ever, ever do anything like that to a kid."

Trial lawyer Dickson Young, who is not connected with the case, explained that "in order for it to be a crime, they have to prove - the state and police - have to prove that he knew those people were there when he was standing there.

"The statute requires an intentional display of your private parts. So if you are occasionally displaying them, accidentally displaying them, inadvertently displaying them it's not a crime."

Ms Jennings said the police would not pursue a case based on inadvertent exposure. The charge is a misdemeanour punishable by up to a year in jail.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091022/tod-man-arrested-for-being-naked-in-own-870a197.html
Chocoholic
10-22-2009, 04:46 PM
It's funny how people get so bent out of shape about a little nudity, but say nothing about the level of violence in TV shows and movies. Why was the woman even looking into his window in the first place? Makes me think of that joke with the little old lady calling the police because her neighbor was walking around in the buff. When the policeman arrived, he looked out her window and didn't see anything. The old lady then said, "You need to use my binoculars!"
Liza
10-22-2009, 05:18 PM
I think that lady who called the police is a peeping Tom. Just cuz she had her kid with her doesn't change the fact that she was peeking into someone else's window.
Chocoholic
10-22-2009, 05:22 PM
^ And what were she and her kid even doing out that early?
MrCleveland
10-22-2009, 05:47 PM
People who have glass houses...or glass doors should NOT be nude!
*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-22-2009, 07:26 PM
It's funny how people get so bent out of shape about a little nudity, but say nothing about the level of violence in TV shows and movies.
Totally agree with you there.

I know, I find it interesting how this woman was within close enough proximity to see anything anyway. And yeah, at 5:30 in the morning. The hell?
Pus$y Galore
10-22-2009, 09:02 PM
well that explains the wirey, short hair found in the scrambled eggs at his last brunch...... ;)
*Pleasant Tomorrow*
10-22-2009, 09:04 PM
well that explains the wirey, short hair found in the scrambled eggs at his last brunch...... ;)
Ewwww :lol:
Pus$y Galore
10-22-2009, 09:07 PM
I think that lady who called the police is a peeping Tom. Just cuz she had her kid with her doesn't change the fact that she was peeking into someone else's window.


Afterall, the search for a great breakfast sausage starts early in the morning!! :p
catlover79
10-22-2009, 09:42 PM
I think that lady who called the police is a peeping Tom. Just cuz she had her kid with her doesn't change the fact that she was peeking into someone else's window.
Exactly - though if it was a large window, he may have wanted to cover up the window if he was going to be nude.
catlover79
10-22-2009, 09:43 PM
Afterall, the search for a great breakfast sausage starts early in the morning!! :p
:brent
catlover79
10-22-2009, 09:44 PM
well that explains the wirey, short hair found in the scrambled eggs at his last brunch...... ;)
puke: :lol:
Liza
10-22-2009, 09:53 PM
Exactly - though if it was a large window, he may have wanted to cover up the window if he was going to be nude.

Yeah, you would think. But is anyone thinking clearly at 5:30 am? I know I'm not. ;)
Retro4Life
10-22-2009, 09:56 PM
Yeah, you would think. But is anyone thinking clearly at 5:30 am? I know I'm not. ;)

I'm actually driving to work at 5:30 in the morning. And yes, I hate it. :(
Chocoholic
10-22-2009, 10:14 PM
Yeah, you would think. But is anyone thinking clearly at 5:30 am? I know I'm not. ;)
I'm just waking up at that time. Mentally, I don't even get up until 8 AM ;)

LOL @ Cathie! :brent
catlover79
10-22-2009, 10:20 PM
Yeah, you would think. But is anyone thinking clearly at 5:30 am? I know I'm not. ;)
That's true - I'm SO not a morning person.
Cactus Jack
10-22-2009, 10:45 PM
LOL so I guess she didnt find the right sausage! :lol:
Pus$y Galore
10-22-2009, 11:20 PM
LOL so I guess she didnt find the right sausage! :lol:


Maybe that's why she got upset - was hoping for Jimmy Dean. ;)
catlover79
10-23-2009, 12:09 AM
Maybe that's why she got upset - was hoping for Jimmy Dean. ;)
*rim shot* :lol:
comedyfreak
10-23-2009, 03:34 AM
What the heck was that woman and young son doing up at 5:30am? I walk around my house in the buff all the time. I guess I better be careful LOL.
Liza
10-23-2009, 06:12 AM
Maybe his curtains were in the same load of laundry as his bathrobe.
Tweety
10-23-2009, 08:22 AM
Note to self...
ABlairican Pie
10-23-2009, 09:40 AM
Afterall, the search for a great breakfast sausage starts early in the morning!! :p
As well as Huevos Rancheros. ;) :D
Liza
10-24-2009, 12:00 AM
I walk around my house in the buff all the time.

Just a little bit too much information there.

:stressed:
catlover79
10-24-2009, 12:43 AM
What the heck was that woman and young son doing up at 5:30am? I walk around my house in the buff all the time. I guess I better be careful LOL.
Just make sure all your windows and doors are covered and you should be fine. :lol:
oz615
10-24-2009, 01:53 AM
I think that lady who called the police is a peeping Tom. Just cuz she had her kid with her doesn't change the fact that she was peeking into someone else's window.

THANK YOU!!!!!

Really,if this had been a man who had called the cops let alone glanced for one second he'd be in jail for being a peeping Tom,and possibly be charged for contributing to a minor,and have his name plastered all over the news.
Tweety
10-24-2009, 08:21 AM
THANK YOU!!!!!

Really,if this had been a man who had called the cops let alone glanced for one second he'd be in jail for being a peeping Tom,and possibly be charged for contributing to a minor,and have his name plastered all over the news.

Of course, if a man saw a woman walking around like that at 5:30 a.m., he probably wouldn't call the cops to begin with. The only thing that would probably happen was that he'd set a couple of extra alarm clocks so as to make sure he doesn't sleep through the first alarm!
catlover79
10-24-2009, 08:52 AM
Of course, if a man saw a woman walking around like that at 5:30 a.m., he probably wouldn't call the cops to begin with. The only thing that would probably happen was that he'd set a couple of extra alarm clocks so as to make sure he doesn't sleep through the first alarm!
True. :eek: :lol:
ThomasE
10-25-2009, 10:09 PM
Of course, if a man saw a woman walking around like that at 5:30 a.m., he probably wouldn't call the cops to begin with. The only thing that would probably happen was that he'd set a couple of extra alarm clocks so as to make sure he doesn't sleep through the first alarm!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Priceless!!! I love it!

That woman should have left that man alone. He was not bothering anyone. He was in his own house. It was simply an unintentional error. Just tell him next time if you have the guts to do so instead of looking at his. :lol: What she did was uncalled for. I feel for that poor dude. He's got my support.
OH Nuts!
10-25-2009, 10:32 PM
I think that lady who called the police is a peeping Tom. Just cuz she had her kid with her doesn't change the fact that she was peeking into someone else's window.

Yes that's my take on it too (me thinks the voyeur protest too much).

(But just to be on the safe side its always good to run around at least with shorts to avoid stuff like this)
ABlairican Pie
10-25-2009, 10:58 PM
This lady should just remember at 5:30 in the morning, the guy is king of his castle.


But is he master of his domain? ;)
Chocoholic
10-25-2009, 11:04 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Priceless!!! I love it!

That woman should have left that man alone. He was not bothering anyone. He was in his own house. It was simply an unintentional error. Just tell him next time if you have the guts to do so instead of looking at his. :lol: What she did was uncalled for. I feel for that poor dude. He's got my support.
Exactly!

An anonymous letter letting him know he wasn't as invisible as he though he was would have sufficed. There was no need to drag this poor guy's name through the mud.

If he was deliberately standing in the window masturbating, then it would be a different story.
ThomasE
10-25-2009, 11:07 PM
Yes that's my take on it too (me thinks the voyeur protest too much).

(But just to be on the safe side its always good to run around at least with shorts to avoid stuff like this)


True but that is your house and your business. I move that he secures the windows with curtains and call it a day.
catlover79
10-26-2009, 01:08 AM
True but that is your house and your business. I move that he secures the windows with curtains and call it a day.
I agree. As long as the windows and doors are covered and he is alone in his own house, then it's his own business and no crime is being committed.
catlover79
10-26-2009, 01:09 AM
This lady should just remember at 5:30 in the morning, the guy is king of his castle.


But is he master of his domain? ;)
:rofl:
ABlairican Pie
10-26-2009, 01:26 AM
Exactly!

An anonymous letter letting him know he wasn't as invisible as he though he was would have sufficed. There was no need to drag this poor guy's name through the mud.

If he was deliberately standing in the window masturbating, then it would be a different story.
Yeah, at least he should start an hour earlier or so while the porn cable's unscrambled.

:D
ThomasE
10-26-2009, 08:16 PM
Yeah, at least he should start an hour earlier or so while the porn cable's unscrambled.

:D

Exactly! :lol:
catlover79
10-26-2009, 09:15 PM
Yeah, at least he should start an hour earlier or so while the porn cable's unscrambled.

:D
*GROAN* :rolleyes: :lol:
OH Nuts!
10-26-2009, 09:15 PM
True but that is your house and your business. I move that he secures the windows with curtains and call it a day.

In theory of course you're right. But, for me its worth it just to avoid the aggravation of kooky passersby. But, if you use curtains, then you can't look outside and see a sunrise. So, all the choices it seems have some kind of drawback.
catlover79
10-26-2009, 09:24 PM
In theory of course you're right. But, for me its worth it just to avoid the aggravation of kooky passersby. But, if you use curtains, then you can't look outside and see a sunrise. So, all the choices it seems have some kind of drawback.
Maybe he should buy tinted windows where you can see out but people can't see in.
ABlairican Pie
10-26-2009, 10:12 PM
*GROAN* :rolleyes: :lol:
I'm glad no one takes me seriously here. :lol:
catlover79
10-26-2009, 10:14 PM
I'm glad no one takes me seriously here. :lol:
Too bad we don't have a rim shot smiley. :lol:
ABlairican Pie
10-26-2009, 10:19 PM
Too bad we don't have a rim shot smiley. :lol:
I think the closest we've got is the drummer smiley. :drummer:
catlover79
10-26-2009, 10:49 PM
I think the closest we've got is the drummer smiley. :drummer:
True. :lol:
Marvo301
10-26-2009, 10:53 PM
I think the closest we've got is the drummer smiley. :drummer:
Of course at Christmas time he's The Little Drummer Smiley! (Pa rump a pum pum)
OH Nuts!
10-27-2009, 03:31 PM
Maybe he should buy tinted windows where you can see out but people can't see in.

Another good solution!
catlover79
10-27-2009, 04:20 PM
Another good solution!
Hey, sometimes the simplest solutions are the best ones. :lol:
OH Nuts!
10-28-2009, 04:11 PM
Hey, sometimes the simplest solutions are the best ones. :lol:

This is true!;)
LoveMrsG
10-28-2009, 09:40 PM
It's funny how people get so bent out of shape about a little nudity, but say nothing about the level of violence in TV shows and movies. Why was the woman even looking into his window in the first place? Makes me think of that joke with the little old lady calling the police because her neighbor was walking around in the buff. When the policeman arrived, he looked out her window and didn't see anything. The old lady then said, "You need to use my binoculars!"
Right on!!! You said it better than I could! I mean, good heavens, maybe the woman would have a case if the guy was out in public, but it was 5:30 A.M. and the dude was in his own KITCHEN for crying out loud!!! And besides, what was she doing out walking with her seven-year-old son at that hour of the morning anyway??? Most people are still ASLEEP at 5:30 A.M. Even a night-owl like me has been known to be in bed at that hour on some rare occasions! :lol: