Frank Gannucci
09-21-2009, 08:54 AM
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "Your garbage can was half-full. When it's full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here - save a trip there and it all mounts up."
Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."
"Dial J For Janitor":
(The house phone is ringing.)
Ralph: "I'm not answering it. I'm not answering it. Let it ring, ring, ring because I'm not answering it."
Alice: "But they are playing your song."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "Norton, I don't want to lose her."
(Ralph leaves. Ed sits down and starts to eat Ralph's dinner.)
Ed: "Gee, I hope he doesn't lose her too. She is such a good cook."
"The Next Champ":
(Ed accidently causes Ralph to miss his shot in pool. Ralph is angry. He hits Ed's foot with his pool cue.)
Ed: "Ow!"
(Ed hits Ralph's foot with his pool cue.)
Ralph (yells): "OW!"
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph (yells): "I'M NOT MISSING THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."
Alice (yells): "YOU TRY TO WALK OUT OF THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL BE IN THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop in here unexpected."
Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork three times a week."
"The Main Event":
Ralph: "Did you see Dynamit wallop that cigarette machine?"
Ed: "Good thing it wasn't a Pepsi-Cola machine or we would all drown."
"The Main Event":
(Ralph just became Dynamite's manager.)
Ralph: "This is a historical spot. Right here they are going to have a sign. Do you know what it is going to say?"
Ed: "Yeah: 'Cigarette machine is out of order.'"
"Boy Next Door":
(Ralph just found out that it was Ed who wrote the note.)
Mrs Patterson: "Notice the open o's."
Ralph: "Open O's? I will open his head."
Ralph: "Your garbage can was half-full. When it's full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here - save a trip there and it all mounts up."
Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."
"Dial J For Janitor":
(The house phone is ringing.)
Ralph: "I'm not answering it. I'm not answering it. Let it ring, ring, ring because I'm not answering it."
Alice: "But they are playing your song."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "Norton, I don't want to lose her."
(Ralph leaves. Ed sits down and starts to eat Ralph's dinner.)
Ed: "Gee, I hope he doesn't lose her too. She is such a good cook."
"The Next Champ":
(Ed accidently causes Ralph to miss his shot in pool. Ralph is angry. He hits Ed's foot with his pool cue.)
Ed: "Ow!"
(Ed hits Ralph's foot with his pool cue.)
Ralph (yells): "OW!"
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph (yells): "I'M NOT MISSING THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."
Alice (yells): "YOU TRY TO WALK OUT OF THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL BE IN THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph: "At least my relatives don't drop in here unexpected."
Alice: "No, they come as steady as clockwork three times a week."
"The Main Event":
Ralph: "Did you see Dynamit wallop that cigarette machine?"
Ed: "Good thing it wasn't a Pepsi-Cola machine or we would all drown."
"The Main Event":
(Ralph just became Dynamite's manager.)
Ralph: "This is a historical spot. Right here they are going to have a sign. Do you know what it is going to say?"
Ed: "Yeah: 'Cigarette machine is out of order.'"
"Boy Next Door":
(Ralph just found out that it was Ed who wrote the note.)
Mrs Patterson: "Notice the open o's."
Ralph: "Open O's? I will open his head."