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browneyes106
09-02-2009, 06:34 PM
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The Best

FREDDY KRUEGER
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

It says a lot about our culture that a child-molesting serial killer with poor taste in sweaters has become, over the years, a semi-cuddly, Bond-ian purveyor of quips. But in the original, Wes Craven-directed creepshow, Robert Englund's Freddy is as nasty as anyone could want him to be.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080318/Sweaters/Nightmare-On-Elm-Street_l.jpg

PINHEAD
Hellraiser (1987)

You could kill quite a few of the horror villains on this list by driving a bunch of nails into their heads. But, for Doug Bradley's sado-masochistically-inclined ''Cenobite,'' that would be the equivalent of getting his tips frosted.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090825/Hellraiser-Pinhead_l.jpg

MICHAEL MYERS
Halloween (1978)

The eerie mask worn by the teen-slaying Myers in John Carpenter's original movie was a spray-painted facsimile of William Shatner's face. Which seems appropriate given that the slasher icon has proven to be every bit as impossible to kill as the career of the onetime Captain Kirk.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090825/Halloween-Jason-Curtis_l.jpg

JASON VOORHEES
Friday the 13th (1980)

We could spend all day discussing the Freudian implications of the hockey mask-sporting Jason's penchant for carving up sexually active teens in the Friday the 13th franchise (though, of course, it was actually Ma Voorhees who was responsible for the mayhem in the first movie). Or we could merely quote one witness to his destructive ways in 2003's Freddy vs. Jason: ''Dude, that goalie was pissed!''
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090825/Friday-13th-Jason_l.jpg

COUNT ORLOK
Nosferatu (1922)

Yes, these days, all the popular vampires have great hair. Many really frightening cinematic bloodsuckers, however, have preferred the chrome dome look as pioneered by Max Schreck in F.W. Murneau's horror classic (and subsequently aped by Reggie Nalder in the Salem's Lot miniseries and Klaus Kinski in Werner Herzog's Nosferatu remake).
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080828/nosferatu_l.jpg

LEATHERFACE
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

As played by Gunnar Hansen, the monstrous man-child Leatherface takes care of the ''chainsaw'' portion of Tobe Hooper's hugely successful, original Texas Chainsaw Massacre pic. He also takes care of the massacre part. In summation, without him, Hooper's movie would have been called The Texas.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061024/142224__texas_chainsaw_l.jpg

JIGSAW
Saw (2004)

Tobin Bell's highly judgmental killer ''Jigsaw'' likes to say that he never hurts anyone with his fiendish traps, that his so-called ''victims'' merely hurt themselves. Try telling that to Cary Elwes in the first Saw movie! Actually, don't bother, he's making too much noise sawing his own foot off to hear you.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070807/gallery/saw_l.jpg

CANDYMAN
Candyman (1992)

Pity Mr. Candyman! In order for this urban legend to cross over into the real world someone must recite his name five times while looking into a mirror. And, given that he's a ticked off ex-slave with a hook for a hand, who would do that? Except, as it turns out, everyone.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090824/Candyman-bees_l.jpg

ANNIE WILKES
Misery (1990)

In this increasingly dumbed-down world, we have mixed feelings about Kathy Bates' psychotic ex-nurse. Yes, it is true that she will break your ankles with a sledgehammer if you displease her. On the other hand, you can't argue with her bibliophile ways. Well, you could. But she'll probably break your ankles with a sledgehammer.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090415/Misery-kathy-Bates_l.jpg

THE TALL MAN
Phantasm (1979)

Not for Angus Scrimm's The Tall Man the simple pleasures of teen butchery. Nope, he uses electric drill-equipped, flying metal balls to help him turn the human race into miniature zombies so that they can do his bidding in another dimension. Hey, it takes all sorts to make a world! Of terror! In another dimension!
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090824/Tall-Man-Phantasm_l.jpg

HANNIBAL LECTER
Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Anthony Hopkins' Lecter isn't actually onscreen that long in Silence, yet the character was still memorably scary enough to bag the actor an Oscar. Maybe it's that creepy slicked-back hair. Or maybe it's that story about him chewing someone's face off without his pulse ever rising above 85 bpm.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080417/Silence-of-Lambs-Hannibal_l.jpg

NORMAN BATES
Psycho (1960)

I don't know why Norman Bates' twitchy motel manager is on this list. It's his mother who's the real villain of the piece. You know, maybe I should watch this movie until the end one day....
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070911/gallery/psycho_l.jpg

SYLVIA GANUSH
Drag Me To Hell (2009)

Not only does old gypsy woman Ganush curse Alison Lohman's unhelpful bank employee with a fate quite literally worse than death in Sam Raimi's horror movie, but she's got really dirty fingernails.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080716/Comic-Con/drag-me-to-hell_l.jpg

MINNIE CASTEVET
Rosemary's Baby (1968)

In Roman Polanski's demonic yarn, Ruth Gordon's incessantly babbling New Yorker has ''doomed comic relief'' written all over. Until, that is, she replaces that writing with ''utterly evil handmaiden of Satan.'' To be fair, even then, she still serves a nice cup of Lipton's tea.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090824/rosemarys-baby-gordon_l.jpg

browneyes106
09-02-2009, 06:35 PM
Continued list

CHUCKY
Child's Play (1988)

You know how a doll can be kind of creepy? And you now how Brad Dourif's voice can be kind of creepy? And you know how killing many, many, people can be kind of creepy? Well...
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090825/Childs-Play-Chucky_l.jpg

The Worst


PUMPKINHEAD
Pumpkinhead (1988)

There are lots of things you could put on a head to make it scary. Even Pinhead gets the job done, and those are merely pins. Also acceptable: swords, sharks, rancid pineapples. But pumpkins? Not only are they not scary, but the name itself is kind of lightweight for a vengeance demon. —Marc Bernardin
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080418/monsters/Pumpkinhead_l.jpg

DR. GIGGLES
Dr. Giggles (1992)

The tag lines said it all: ''The doctor is in...sane! The doctor is out...of his mind!'' Plus, he was played by Larry Drake. Excellent actor, to be sure — he won a pair of Emmys for playing Benny on L.A. Law — but not entirely horrifying.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090824/Dr-Giggles_l.jpg

GINGERDEAD MAN
Gingerdead Man (2005)

Sometimes, a barely serviceable albeit delicious pun does not a believable killer make.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090825/Gingerdead-Man_l.jpg

LEPRECHAUN
Leprechaun (1993)

Hey, Warwick Davis has got to work, right? Ewok movies ain't growing on trees.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080418/monsters/Leprachan_l.jpg

AUDREY II
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

It's a plant with lipstick. Named Audrey. I know this film/musical/romance/horticultural odyssey is supposed to, technically, be a comedy...but come on.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080418/monsters/Little-Shop-Plant_l.jpg

JamesG
09-02-2009, 07:11 PM
GINGERDEAD MAN
Gingerdead Man (2005)

Sometimes, a barely serviceable albeit delicious pun does not a believable killer make.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090825/Gingerdead-Man_l.jpg

Ok, why is this one even mentioned?

I know it was horrible, and boy it was, but it should have went to something that attempted to be frightening as this was a joke. Were we supposed to take this one seriously? I don't know why I seriously bothered to watch this. :crazy:

To top it off the voice of "The Gingerdead Man" was Gary Busey.

They also made a sequel "The Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust" and there is a third one currently in the works called "The Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver".

catlover79
09-02-2009, 09:10 PM
What? No Darth Vader?? :mad:

JamesG
09-02-2009, 09:13 PM
What? No Darth Vader?? :mad:

He's not horror.

catlover79
09-02-2009, 09:15 PM
What? No Darth Vader?? :mad:
My mistake - I didn't see the "Horror Villains" part - I thought it was just movie villains in general. OOOPS. :o

Number 9 Dream
09-02-2009, 09:32 PM
Don't forget Clint Howard's "Ice Cream Man" in the movie (with the same title) as worst villain :rofl: Why wasn't that included?

catlover79
09-02-2009, 09:35 PM
Don't forget Clint Howard's "Ice Cream Man" in the movie (with the same title) as worst villain :rofl: Why wasn't that included?
Wasn't Andrea Evans (One Life to Live, Passions) in that movie?

Retro4Life
09-02-2009, 09:35 PM
But...no Dracula? No Invisible Man? No Frankenstein's Monster? Heavy sigh.

Once again, aside from the Nosferatu reference, we seem to be dealing with people who either have never seen many films made before 1960, or just have no taste!

And how can you leave these guys out of a list of "worst" horror villains?

JamesG
09-02-2009, 09:40 PM
Wasn't Andrea Evans (One Life to Live, Passions) in that movie?

Yes.

As well as Olivia Hussey (Romeo and Juliet) and David Warner (Titanic).

JamesG
09-02-2009, 09:44 PM
Here's another worst...

Retro4Life
09-02-2009, 09:47 PM
You know what's REALLY sad? I've seen all of these "worst"s!:eek: :lol:

catlover79
09-02-2009, 10:30 PM
Yes.

As well as Olivia Hussey (Romeo and Juliet) and David Warner (Titanic).
I think it's sad that Olivia Hussey went from Romeo & Juliet to something as low as Ice Cream Man. :eek:

browneyes106
09-02-2009, 11:40 PM
I've seen all the worst ones too and I have also seen Pinicchio's Revenge. Here's another worst horror movie villian.

http://www.spacejunk.org/reviews/movie/unclesam.jpg

JamesG
09-04-2009, 01:35 PM
I've seen all the worst ones too and I have also seen Pinicchio's Revenge. Here's another worst horror movie villian.

You saw Pinocchio's Revenge?? I guess I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this s*it.

Whenever I used to bring up the name people thought I was making it up.

Liza
09-04-2009, 02:14 PM
They left off two of the most talented and creepiest villians of all time, Mr. Vincent Price and Mr. Christopher Lee. How could you possibly have horror villians without their names popping up once? :confused:

My personal favorite, The Wicker Man:

http://thefilmwotiwatched.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/thewickerman_lordsummerisle.jpg

And for the worst list, may I humbly submit Ellen Burstyn in the remake:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2973115138_e79707397e.jpg?v=0

catlover79
09-04-2009, 02:16 PM
^ She ripped off Mel Gibson's Braveheart look!! :eek: :lol: