TJL
08-31-2009, 04:39 PM
Not sure the gritty gorefest you're watching is a film by rocker/director Rob Zombie?
Answer these questions and find out!
Is the movie full of sadistic white trash characters played by actors known for playing sadistic white trash characters?
Does every police officer character have a bad mustache, fu manchu, sideburns, or some other ridiculous form of facial hair?
Does Sherry Moon Zombie (AKA Mrs. Rob Zombie) have a starring role in the film, even though her character died in the previous movie?
Is every young male character dressed like its 1977 even though the movie is set in the present?
Are the young female characters slutty?
Are the young female characters naked?
Are the young female characters having sex or talking about having sex?
All of the above?
Does one (or more) character drive a van, complete with shag carpet and a bitchin mural painted on the side?
Are the young people listening to Lynard Skynard, Blue Oyster Cult or some other crappy old band no young person has listened to in over 25 years?
Is Michael Myers as big as Optimus Prime?
Is the film’s style an homage to the gritty low budget “grindhouse” movies that only Rob Zombie, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarrantino give a **** about?
If you answered “yes” to one or more of the above questions, you are watching a Rob Zombie movie.
Good luck.
Answer these questions and find out!
Is the movie full of sadistic white trash characters played by actors known for playing sadistic white trash characters?
Does every police officer character have a bad mustache, fu manchu, sideburns, or some other ridiculous form of facial hair?
Does Sherry Moon Zombie (AKA Mrs. Rob Zombie) have a starring role in the film, even though her character died in the previous movie?
Is every young male character dressed like its 1977 even though the movie is set in the present?
Are the young female characters slutty?
Are the young female characters naked?
Are the young female characters having sex or talking about having sex?
All of the above?
Does one (or more) character drive a van, complete with shag carpet and a bitchin mural painted on the side?
Are the young people listening to Lynard Skynard, Blue Oyster Cult or some other crappy old band no young person has listened to in over 25 years?
Is Michael Myers as big as Optimus Prime?
Is the film’s style an homage to the gritty low budget “grindhouse” movies that only Rob Zombie, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarrantino give a **** about?
If you answered “yes” to one or more of the above questions, you are watching a Rob Zombie movie.
Good luck.