Fake Confessions?

[Janice Johnson]

This is a thread for fake confessions(please NO inappropriate 'closed thread' worthy confessions, please. I am not trying to have my thread closed in one minute of it being posted);) :rolleyes: )

Here is my "fake" confession. My boyfriend, Christian and I dated for a while, and I secretly got a tattoo on my back with the name "Chris" on it, because I loved him so much and thought we'd be together forever. Christian dumped me a while later, and it costs way too much to get a tattoo removed. Luckily for me, I met and fell in love with a guy named Christopher, and we dated also. When Christopher saw the name "Chris" tattooed on my back, I told him that it was his name, and he believed me! We are still dating....Shh. Don't tell anyone.....;)

[Chocoholic]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. I also shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy. I shot JR, then later I shot Mr. Burns. I'm also the second shooter in the JFK conspiracy.

;)

[MickeyMac]

I was first the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan, and then I was made the head of the Nazi Party.