Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos

[catlover79]

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090626/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_cheetos_assault

[Marvo301]

Sounds like a very cheesy situation!! They must have been very cheesed off at each other!

[Pus$y Galore]

Sounds like a very cheesy situation!! They must have been very cheesed off at each other!



Why am I picturing that coming out of the mouth of Brent Butt in Dog River, Sask. !!!!! :lol:

[Doodyville10019]

I guess it still ain't easy being cheesy

[browneyes106]

I bet the reporter who wrote this story probably couldn't keep a straight face while writing this.

[robyrob]

i'm sorry but Cheetos don't make a very good weapon - usually the bag just explodes when you hit them with it and the orange powder flies everywhere, which is helkpful in disorienting your opponent but it couldn't really be classified as a weapon by itself - besides who can keep fighting with all that cheesy goodness flying around

[catlover79]

I bet the reporter who wrote this story probably couldn't keep a straight face while writing this.
I doubt it. :lol:

[80sTrivia]

If you use Cheetos during a domestic incident in which the police are summoned, you might be a Redneck... :lol:

[OH Nuts!]

Yes I believe using Cheetos in an altercation is a misdemeanor in many parts of the U.S. while using fritos is generally considered a felony:crazy: :lol:

[catlover79]

If you use Cheetos during a domestic incident in which the police are summoned, you might be a Redneck... :lol:
:rofl:

OK, Charles...where are you??

:lol:

[AB]

If you use Cheetos during a domestic incident in which the police are summoned, you might be a Redneck... :lol:


Good one! :lol:

[phoebe7165]

Wow, I expected this story to come out of Fla.!!:lol:

Hey, have anybody seen those huge Cheetos they got out now? They're 3 to a pack and they're these huge balls. Seriously! I can see using those. They'd probably knock somebody out!!;)

[catlover79]

Are we sure Tonya Harding isn't mixed up in this?? (OK, I know that was mean but I couldn't resist.) :lol:

[Cactus Jack]

So you think someone's orange balls could knock someone out?;)

[Cactus Jack]

Are we sure Tonya Harding isn't mixed up in this?? (OK, I know that was mean but I couldn't resist.) :lol:
Was it a crowbar Cheeto?

[coffield3]

:lol: Good grief!! :lol:

[catlover79]

Was it a crowbar Cheeto?
I think it was a hubcap Cheeto. :lol:

[Marvo301]

Cheeto's the cheese that goes crunch! If they were crunching each other I can see why the cops were called in!

[Ohio8]

Cheeto's the cheese that goes crunch! If they were crunching each other I can see why the cops were called in!

Oh jeez....:lol:

[Retro4Life]

Had to be the Flaming Hots...:angryfire

:lol:

[catlover79]

Had to be the Flaming Hots...:angryfire

:lol:
Now THOSE could be painful. :eek: :lol:

[Dusty's Fan]

Personally I would use less expensive cheese puffs in a fight, and save the Cheetos for eating...!

Poor Chester Cheetah will need shin guards if Tonya signs on with Frito-Lay...!

[catlover79]

Personally I would use less expensive cheese puffs in a fight, and save the Cheetos for eating...!

Poor Chester Cheetah will need shin guards if Tonya signs on with Frito-Lay...!
:rofl: