Frank Gannucci
03-31-2009, 08:29 AM
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Alice: "You have seemed to have forgotten that I am a woman."
Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'."
"A Dog's Life":
Ralph: "Did you see me when I weighed 165?"
Ed: "No Ralph. I never did see your baby pictures."
"A Dog's Life":
Ralph: "This stuff will go great with o' doofers (Hors D' Ourves.)
Mr. Marshall: "Hor D' Ourves."
Ralph: "What?"
Mr. Marshall: "Hor D' Ourves."
Ralph: "They will go great with that too."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Mr. Foster: "What is your mother's maiden name Mr. Norton."
Ed: "Mrs. Norton."
Ralph: "He means the mother's name she had before she got married."
Ed: "How do I know? Ever since I have known her, she's been married."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Mr. Foster: "Loans are a bank's lifeblood."
Ralph: "Good because we are in desperate need of a transfusion."
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "Let's face it Alice. You are living off the fat of the land."
Alice: "Let's face it Ralph. You ARE the FAT of the land."
"Petticoat Jungle":
Ralph: "That is a medicine ball."
Ed: "You must have to drink a lot of gallons to wash this down."
"The New Manager":
Ralph: "I know. We will take the Nortons on our honeymoon."
Trixie: "Ralph, you don't want us on your honeymoon."
Ed: "Will you keep quiet woman?"
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Ralph & Ed (singing loudly): "WELL, STROLLING THROUGH THE PARK ONE DAY IN THE MERRY, MERRY MONTH OF MAY. I WAS TAKEN BY SURPRISE BY A PAIR OF RUGGISH EYES..."
Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "WILL YOU TWO KEEP IT QUIET DOWN THERE? I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP."
Ralph: "That's that wise guy Garrity."
(Ralph goes to the window and opens it.)
Ralph (yells): "AREN'T YOU HOME EARLY GARRITY? WHAT HAPPENED, DID THE
SALOON BURN DOWN?"
Alice: "You have seemed to have forgotten that I am a woman."
Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'."
"A Dog's Life":
Ralph: "Did you see me when I weighed 165?"
Ed: "No Ralph. I never did see your baby pictures."
"A Dog's Life":
Ralph: "This stuff will go great with o' doofers (Hors D' Ourves.)
Mr. Marshall: "Hor D' Ourves."
Ralph: "What?"
Mr. Marshall: "Hor D' Ourves."
Ralph: "They will go great with that too."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Mr. Foster: "What is your mother's maiden name Mr. Norton."
Ed: "Mrs. Norton."
Ralph: "He means the mother's name she had before she got married."
Ed: "How do I know? Ever since I have known her, she's been married."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Mr. Foster: "Loans are a bank's lifeblood."
Ralph: "Good because we are in desperate need of a transfusion."
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "Let's face it Alice. You are living off the fat of the land."
Alice: "Let's face it Ralph. You ARE the FAT of the land."
"Petticoat Jungle":
Ralph: "That is a medicine ball."
Ed: "You must have to drink a lot of gallons to wash this down."
"The New Manager":
Ralph: "I know. We will take the Nortons on our honeymoon."
Trixie: "Ralph, you don't want us on your honeymoon."
Ed: "Will you keep quiet woman?"
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Ralph & Ed (singing loudly): "WELL, STROLLING THROUGH THE PARK ONE DAY IN THE MERRY, MERRY MONTH OF MAY. I WAS TAKEN BY SURPRISE BY A PAIR OF RUGGISH EYES..."
Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "WILL YOU TWO KEEP IT QUIET DOWN THERE? I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP."
Ralph: "That's that wise guy Garrity."
(Ralph goes to the window and opens it.)
Ralph (yells): "AREN'T YOU HOME EARLY GARRITY? WHAT HAPPENED, DID THE
SALOON BURN DOWN?"