Frank Gannucci
03-30-2009, 08:36 AM
"Lawsuit" (Color version):
Ralph: "You know the condition that I am in. You know I can't do anything by myself."
Alice: "How did you walk out here?"
Ralph: "Don't change the subject."
"Unconventional Behavior":
(Ralph invites Alice to come along so he can get money for the convention. Alice was going to give him the money anyway. The men are upset that they know that Alice, and subsequently Trixie are coming along.)
Ed: "Can I ask you a question? How do you get us in these fixes?"
Ralph: "Very simple. Very simple Norton." (yells): "I HAVE A BIIIIIIG MOUTH!"
"Sleepy Time Gal":
G.F.: "I am going to put you in a state of hypnosis."
Ed: "Promise you won't hurt me?"
"The Hypnotist Part 1":
Ralph: "What good is money when you can't take it with you?"
Alice: "You are darn right I can't I never go anywhere."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ed: "Now listen Ralph, as long as we are neighbors, you don't have to call me Norton. Call me Edwardo."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Ralph, I told my boss that I am not married and that I live with my brother. So, when he gets here tonight, you are my brother."
(Ralph walks into the bedroom.)
Ralph (coming out, yells): "WHAT?"
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(The Kramdens and Nortons are in the lemon that is their cottage.)
Ralph: "What do you think is the first thing we should do here?"
Alice: "Burn it down."
"Quiz Show":
Ed: "I was on a quiz show once. I was so nervous, that I couldn't answer the first question."
Ralph: "What question was that?"
Ed: "My name."
"Hair To A Fortune":
(Ralph accidently pours Ed's beer into the mixture that they are making to make the bair-growing formula.)
Ed: "I was looking for my beer."
Ralph: "You stupid stupe! You made me poor the beer into the mixture."
Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it."
Ralph: "You know the condition that I am in. You know I can't do anything by myself."
Alice: "How did you walk out here?"
Ralph: "Don't change the subject."
"Unconventional Behavior":
(Ralph invites Alice to come along so he can get money for the convention. Alice was going to give him the money anyway. The men are upset that they know that Alice, and subsequently Trixie are coming along.)
Ed: "Can I ask you a question? How do you get us in these fixes?"
Ralph: "Very simple. Very simple Norton." (yells): "I HAVE A BIIIIIIG MOUTH!"
"Sleepy Time Gal":
G.F.: "I am going to put you in a state of hypnosis."
Ed: "Promise you won't hurt me?"
"The Hypnotist Part 1":
Ralph: "What good is money when you can't take it with you?"
Alice: "You are darn right I can't I never go anywhere."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ed: "Now listen Ralph, as long as we are neighbors, you don't have to call me Norton. Call me Edwardo."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Ralph, I told my boss that I am not married and that I live with my brother. So, when he gets here tonight, you are my brother."
(Ralph walks into the bedroom.)
Ralph (coming out, yells): "WHAT?"
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(The Kramdens and Nortons are in the lemon that is their cottage.)
Ralph: "What do you think is the first thing we should do here?"
Alice: "Burn it down."
"Quiz Show":
Ed: "I was on a quiz show once. I was so nervous, that I couldn't answer the first question."
Ralph: "What question was that?"
Ed: "My name."
"Hair To A Fortune":
(Ralph accidently pours Ed's beer into the mixture that they are making to make the bair-growing formula.)
Ed: "I was looking for my beer."
Ralph: "You stupid stupe! You made me poor the beer into the mixture."
Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it."