Frank Gannucci
03-29-2009, 03:35 PM
"Please Leave The Premises":
Alice: "You got fingers in your gloves. Fix the silverware."
Ralph: "How would you like some fingers in your nose?"
"The Safety Award":
Man: "How close are you to Ralph Kramden."
Ed: "I am as close as anybody can get to him."
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
(Ed puts a beauty mark on Ralph's left cheek after the makeup put some makeup on Ralph's eyes and lipstick.)
Ralph: "What did you just do?"
Ed: "I put a beauty mark on your left cheek."
Ralph: "Why did you do that?"
Ed: "Without it, you look exactly like Barbara Streisand."
"Life upon the Wicked Stage":
(Alice is dressed up as a hula girl. Trixie is dressed up as a sailor. They are rehearsing for a talent contest. Ralph comes in.)
Ralph: "What are you doing and who is he?"
Alice: "That's Trixie."
Ralph (to Trixie): "All right. What are you doing and who is she (Alice)?"
"Principle of The Thing" & "Hot Dog Stand":
Alice: "You call a bowling ball an absolute neccessity?"
Ralph: "I do. You can't bowl without one."
"People's Choice" (Color):
(Ed brakes a paper bag behind Ralph's back. Ralph thought that he was shot.)
Alice: "What was that noise?"
Ralph: "Babyhead (Ed) had to break a paper bag."
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
(Ralph lost the $200 that the lodge had collected.)
Ralph: "All I could scrape together was $6."
Ed: "Why don't you hock Alice's engagement ring?"
Ralph: "Where do you think I got the $6?"
"This Is Your Life Part 2":
Phil Cucco: "Too bad there aren't enough Alices to go around."
Ralph: "This one gets around pretty good."
Alice: "You got fingers in your gloves. Fix the silverware."
Ralph: "How would you like some fingers in your nose?"
"The Safety Award":
Man: "How close are you to Ralph Kramden."
Ed: "I am as close as anybody can get to him."
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
(Ed puts a beauty mark on Ralph's left cheek after the makeup put some makeup on Ralph's eyes and lipstick.)
Ralph: "What did you just do?"
Ed: "I put a beauty mark on your left cheek."
Ralph: "Why did you do that?"
Ed: "Without it, you look exactly like Barbara Streisand."
"Life upon the Wicked Stage":
(Alice is dressed up as a hula girl. Trixie is dressed up as a sailor. They are rehearsing for a talent contest. Ralph comes in.)
Ralph: "What are you doing and who is he?"
Alice: "That's Trixie."
Ralph (to Trixie): "All right. What are you doing and who is she (Alice)?"
"Principle of The Thing" & "Hot Dog Stand":
Alice: "You call a bowling ball an absolute neccessity?"
Ralph: "I do. You can't bowl without one."
"People's Choice" (Color):
(Ed brakes a paper bag behind Ralph's back. Ralph thought that he was shot.)
Alice: "What was that noise?"
Ralph: "Babyhead (Ed) had to break a paper bag."
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
(Ralph lost the $200 that the lodge had collected.)
Ralph: "All I could scrape together was $6."
Ed: "Why don't you hock Alice's engagement ring?"
Ralph: "Where do you think I got the $6?"
"This Is Your Life Part 2":
Phil Cucco: "Too bad there aren't enough Alices to go around."
Ralph: "This one gets around pretty good."