Frank Gannucci
03-21-2009, 08:28 AM
"Something Fishy":
Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?"
Alice: "15 years ago. I caught 300 lbs. of blubber."
"Oh My Aching Back":
Ralph: "I am not the type that eats-and-runs."
Alice: "Eats-and-runs? With the way you eat, you are lucky that you can walk."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "Just remember, you can't put your arms around a memory."
Alice: "I can't even put my arm around you."
"Letter To The Boss":
Ed: "I can you a job with me down in the sewer. All you have to do is pass the test."
Ralph: "What test?"
Ed: "Can you float?"
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Alice: "You are willing to shell out money from your life insurance for this carzy idea. That settles it Ralph. You got rocks in your head."
Ralph (yells): "I GOT ROCKS IN MY HEAD? I GOT ROCKS IN MY HEAD? I GOT NOTHING IN MY HEAD!"
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(Ralph & Ed enter the broken-down cottage.)
Ralph: "$998, we have been robbed. What are we going to tell the girls. THey will kill us after seeing that place in the showroom. What are we going to do?"
Ed: "If it wasn't January, we can pop out from behind them and yell: 'April Fool.'"
"Boy Next Door":
(Ralph just discovered a love letter that he thinks someone wrote to Alice.)
Ralph: "Everyone in the neighborhood knows about this. I am probably the laughingstock of the whole neighborhood. Am I the neigherborhood's laughingstock?"
Ed: "Yeah, and they don't even know about this yet."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Alice: "The only thing that is overstuffed around here is YOU."
Ralph: "That is the same line that your mother used when I threw her out bodily."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "When you save the money, you can't take it with you."
Alice: "You are right. I never go anyplace."
Ralph: "When did you ever catch anything?"
Alice: "15 years ago. I caught 300 lbs. of blubber."
"Oh My Aching Back":
Ralph: "I am not the type that eats-and-runs."
Alice: "Eats-and-runs? With the way you eat, you are lucky that you can walk."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "Just remember, you can't put your arms around a memory."
Alice: "I can't even put my arm around you."
"Letter To The Boss":
Ed: "I can you a job with me down in the sewer. All you have to do is pass the test."
Ralph: "What test?"
Ed: "Can you float?"
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Alice: "You are willing to shell out money from your life insurance for this carzy idea. That settles it Ralph. You got rocks in your head."
Ralph (yells): "I GOT ROCKS IN MY HEAD? I GOT ROCKS IN MY HEAD? I GOT NOTHING IN MY HEAD!"
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(Ralph & Ed enter the broken-down cottage.)
Ralph: "$998, we have been robbed. What are we going to tell the girls. THey will kill us after seeing that place in the showroom. What are we going to do?"
Ed: "If it wasn't January, we can pop out from behind them and yell: 'April Fool.'"
"Boy Next Door":
(Ralph just discovered a love letter that he thinks someone wrote to Alice.)
Ralph: "Everyone in the neighborhood knows about this. I am probably the laughingstock of the whole neighborhood. Am I the neigherborhood's laughingstock?"
Ed: "Yeah, and they don't even know about this yet."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Alice: "The only thing that is overstuffed around here is YOU."
Ralph: "That is the same line that your mother used when I threw her out bodily."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "When you save the money, you can't take it with you."
Alice: "You are right. I never go anyplace."