Friday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ralph: "I didn't empty out your garbage because it is part of my efficency
system. Your garbage can was half full. When it's full-full, then I will empty
it. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here, save a trip
there and it all mounts up."

Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."

"Lost Baby":

Alice: "What was a baby doing on your bus?"

Ralph: "You don't expect a baby this young to walk do you?"

"Cottage For Sale Part 2":

(All of them are in the lemon of a cottage.)

Ed: "This cottage isn't so bad."

Trixie: "Maybe not for a guy who spends most of his life in the sewer."

"A Dog's Life":

Alice: "Do you know that you Racoons have more emergency meetings than the U.N.?"

Ralph: "It turns out that the Racoons have more emergencies than the U.N."

"Ralph Goes Hollywood":

Ralph: "Do you know an assgot when you see one?"

Ed: "You certainly are."

"Finders Keepers":

(Ralph & Ed want to get the money so they can buy Bartfled's Candy Store. Alice & Trixie won't give them the money.)

Ed: "Our money is in a joint account."

Ralph: "So what? That money is yours just as it is hers."

Ed: "There's a slight technicality there. Our joint account is in the name of
Trixie and her mother."

"Flushing Ho":

Ralph: "When did you get those glasses?"

Ed: "About four months ago. The doctor told me that I have to wear them when I read."

Ralph: "Do they help?"

Ed: "I don't know. This is the first time I have tried them out."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment. Ralph thinks that Alice is
asleep in the bedroom.)

Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep."

Ed: "What's that Ralph?"

Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."

Ed: "I can't hear you."

Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'"

"Mind Your Own Business" (aka "Ralph's Big Mouth"):

Trixie: "Ed, did your first day really go well?"

Ed: "It was a dark, dark day."