Frank Gannucci
03-18-2009, 10:08 AM
"Alice & The Blonde":
Trixie: "On the bus, there was two empty seats. Who takes those two empty seats?"
Alice: "Ralph."
"Alice & The Blonde":
Ralph: "It just so happens that the Raccoon Lodge is going through a financial crisis and I'm the treasurer Alice. I'm responsible. Do you know what happens if the lodge doesn't get any more money? The Bensonhurst chapter of the Raccoon Lodge may no longer be. Do you know what that means?"
Alice: "Yeah. Rela estate values in Bensonhurst will go up 100%."
"This Is Your Life Part 1":
(Ralph thinks that Phil is seeing Alice behind his back.)
Phil: "Too bad there aren't more Alices to go around."
Ralph: "This one gets around pretty good."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
(Alice looks at the letter that Ralph claims says that he will die. She laughs because it's for her mom's dog, Ginger.)
Alice: "This is a riot!"
Ralph: "This is a riot? We will see how much of a riot it is when you have to finish the payments on the ice box."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "It just so happens that your husband is Taurus the Bull. Now what do you have to say about that?"
Alice: "Moooooo."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed: "You should hear what my horoscope said."
Ralph: "What did it say?"
Ed: "'Be sure to throw yourself into your work.'"
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ed: "Remember last year at the Raccoon Convention in New York where the police where cracking down on people who were throwing water bags out of the hotel windows? That didn't stop me. I just filled up the bags with water and threw them out my hotel window."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "I almost drowned. The window was closed."
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Ralph: "$600. I don't know what to do first."
Ed: "I do."
Ralph: "What is that?"
Ed: "I wouldn't tell Trixie."
"Hair To A Fortune":
(Ed is reading the bottles.)
Ed: "Here's another one. 'Oliveoil.'"
Ralph: "'Oliveoil?'" (yells): "THAT'S OLIVE OIL."
Trixie: "On the bus, there was two empty seats. Who takes those two empty seats?"
Alice: "Ralph."
"Alice & The Blonde":
Ralph: "It just so happens that the Raccoon Lodge is going through a financial crisis and I'm the treasurer Alice. I'm responsible. Do you know what happens if the lodge doesn't get any more money? The Bensonhurst chapter of the Raccoon Lodge may no longer be. Do you know what that means?"
Alice: "Yeah. Rela estate values in Bensonhurst will go up 100%."
"This Is Your Life Part 1":
(Ralph thinks that Phil is seeing Alice behind his back.)
Phil: "Too bad there aren't more Alices to go around."
Ralph: "This one gets around pretty good."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
(Alice looks at the letter that Ralph claims says that he will die. She laughs because it's for her mom's dog, Ginger.)
Alice: "This is a riot!"
Ralph: "This is a riot? We will see how much of a riot it is when you have to finish the payments on the ice box."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "It just so happens that your husband is Taurus the Bull. Now what do you have to say about that?"
Alice: "Moooooo."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed: "You should hear what my horoscope said."
Ralph: "What did it say?"
Ed: "'Be sure to throw yourself into your work.'"
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ed: "Remember last year at the Raccoon Convention in New York where the police where cracking down on people who were throwing water bags out of the hotel windows? That didn't stop me. I just filled up the bags with water and threw them out my hotel window."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "I almost drowned. The window was closed."
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Ralph: "$600. I don't know what to do first."
Ed: "I do."
Ralph: "What is that?"
Ed: "I wouldn't tell Trixie."
"Hair To A Fortune":
(Ed is reading the bottles.)
Ed: "Here's another one. 'Oliveoil.'"
Ralph: "'Oliveoil?'" (yells): "THAT'S OLIVE OIL."