Washington State man caught in HOV lane with unbuckled dummy

[catlover79]

BELLEVUE, Wash. – You forgot to buckle up, dummy! A commuter who put a homemade dummy in the passenger seat to sneak into the car pool lane was caught Wednesday near Seattle. But it wasn't because a cop realized the passenger was fake. Instead, the State Patrol trooper noticed the dangling belt buckle on the passenger side and suspected a seat belt violation.

Patrol spokeswoman Christina Martin told The Herald of Everett that the driver acknowledged trying to beat traffic by using the HOV lane.

He created his passenger by draping a rain jacket over plastic piping, topping it off with a Halloween mask of Gandalf, the "Lord of the Rings" wizard, a beard and a baseball cap.

The trooper issued a $124 ticket and confiscated the dummy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090313/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hov_dummy

[catlover79]

I love that last line. :lol: If he'd only buckled up the dummy...:rofl: OK, Charles, where's a wacky photo/quote??

[Zoneboy]

OK, Charles, where's a wacky photo/quote??

This was the best photo I could find to put a caption to.

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tzgames/ScreenHunter_02Mar132332.gif

[catlover79]

:rofl: I love it!!

[Marvo301]

Which one is the real dummy?!?! LOL!!:lol:

[catlover79]

Good question - the Crash Test Dummies probably have more brains than this guy. :rofl:

[Cactus Jack]

Good question - the Crash Test Dummies probably have more brains than this guy. :rofl:
http://consequenceofsound.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/511027_356x237.jpg

Once
There was this guy who
Put a homemade dummy in the passenger his car
And when , he started driving
He, just, had to sneak in the HOV lane
Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

He forgot to buckle it up
Then got chased down by a cop
Mmmmm mmmm mmmmm


Once
There was this cop who
Chased down this guy I just talked about
And as, he blew his siren
He caught, that dumbass in Seattle
Mmmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

*interlude*
MMMm mmmmmm
Mmmm mmmm

Once
There was this dummy
Looked like Gandalf and he had a baseball cap on
And yes, this fake passenger
Was in that car driven by the dummy


Mmmmm Mmmmm mmmmmm
Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmm
mmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm
mmmmm mmmmmmm
etc.


The trooper , arrested the dumb guy
124 bucks, that sounds about right
Stole the dummy from the guy
MMmmm mmmmm Mmmm
Du-mmmmm-mmm-ass
Hmmmmmmm, guy not from Florida?
Mmmmmm mmmmmmmm

[littlebelle]

Damn people in bellevue... don't even know how to cheat right!

[Cactus Jack]

Damn people in bellevue... don't even know how to cheat right!
LOL yeah

[JamesG]

Why exactly was the dummy taken away?

This story is strange, for sure, but what warranted it to be confiscated?

[Marvo301]

Why exactly was the dummy taken away?

This story is strange, for sure, but what warranted it to be confiscated?
They took away the dummy so he couldn't use it to sneak into the HOV lane again. Another words if this guy is going to be a repeat offender he's going to have to start over from scratch and build a new dummy.

[JamesG]

They took away the dummy so he couldn't use it to sneak into the HOV lane again. Another words if this guy is going to be a repeat offender he's going to have to start over from scratch and build a new dummy.

Thanks. I wonder what the cop did with it.

[Cactus Jack]

Thanks. I wonder what the cop did with it.
Turned it into an inflatable girlfriend? :lol:

[Marvo301]

Thanks. I wonder what the cop did with it.
My policy is don't ask, don't tell! LOL! :lol:

[catlover79]

Actually, I was talking about these Crash Test Dummies:

[catlover79]

My policy is don't ask, don't tell! LOL! :lol:
Exactly!! :eek: :lol:

[Cactus Jack]

Actually, I was talking about these Crash Test Dummies:
LOL I know, but I was inpsired to do that parody , and that song got in my head when you said that so... LOL

[OH Nuts!]

Sounds like there were two dummies in the WASH guy's car LOL!:crazy:

[MonarC]

Turned it into an inflatable girlfriend? :lol:

:brent

[catlover79]

Turned it into an inflatable girlfriend? :lol:
Ewwwwwwwwwwww...:eek: :rofl:

[Cactus Jack]

:brent
LOL

[Cactus Jack]

Ewwwwwwwwwwww...:eek: :rofl:
LOL



Cop Who Arrested Man Has Sex With Fake Dummy Passenger, Gets It Pregnant, Dummy Now Expecting 8

[Marvo301]

LOL



Cop Who Arrested Man Has Sex With Fake Dummy Passenger, Gets It Pregnant, Dummy Now Expecting 8
The Octodummy!!!!! :lol:

[catlover79]

LOL



Cop Who Arrested Man Has Sex With Fake Dummy Passenger, Gets It Pregnant, Dummy Now Expecting 8
:eek2: :clap :rofl: :brent

[catlover79]

The Octodummy!!!!! :lol:
Sounds like a product Billy Mays would endorse - or the title of a new AH-nold flick. :rofl: Or maybe the Governator's movie tie-ins would be manufactured by Billy Mays. :brent Imagine the possibilities!!

[Doodyville10019]

I could never understand why the law would want a front seat passenger in a car bucked up too. I can understand the driver, though.

[BeavisandButthead]

somewhere I hear Fred Sanford saying:

"YOU BIG DUMMY!"
:D

[Stuck In The '70's]

I could never understand why the law would want a front seat passenger in a car bucked up too. I can understand the driver, though.
Yea down here in PA, it's the law that you are to be buckled up in a car but it's perfectly legal for you to ride a motorcycle without a helmet. Some laws just don't make any sense. lol

[catlover79]

Yea down here in PA, it's the law that you are to be buckled up in a car but it's perfectly legal for you to ride a motorcycle without a helmet. Some laws just don't make any sense. lol
I never did understand why helmets are not mandatory in some states (like my home state of Ohio). You're right, Sonny, they don't make sense at all. :crazy:

[catlover79]

somewhere I hear Fred Sanford saying:

"YOU BIG DUMMY!"
:D
:rofl:

[browneyes106]

My grandma had a close friend who used to put a dummy in front seat when she took long road trips so people wouldn't think she was traveling alone. But I agree this guy is dumb to use dummy just for the carpool lane.

[Marvo301]

If they ever make a movie about this they could call it "Dumb and Dummy(er)".

[catlover79]

If they ever make a movie about this they could call it "Dumb and Dummy(er)".
That was the first title for the Paris Hilton flick The Hottie and the Nottie!! :rofl:

[Marvo301]

That was the first title for the Paris Hilton flick The Hottie and the Nottie!! :rofl:
Which one was Paris? Dumb or Dummy(er)?

[catlover79]

Which one was Paris? Dumb or Dummy(er)?
Paris and anyone who was stupid enough to waste money seeing the flick (and judging from the box office returns, it wasn't too many). Which one is dumber is open to debate. :lol:

[Marvo301]

Paris and anyone who was stupid enough to waste money seeing the flick (and judging from the box office returns, it wasn't too many). Which one is dumber is open to debate. :lol:
Well said!

[Dragonflies]

This was the best photo I could find to put a caption to.

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tzgames/ScreenHunter_02Mar132332.gif

:rofl: :rofl: