Frank Gannucci
03-11-2009, 08:20 AM
"Norton Moves In" (Color):
(The Nortons come down and ask if they can spend the night since they can't stand the smell of the new paint in their house. Alice okays it. They leave. Ralph is still asleep.)
Ralph: "3am? Why did you wake me up at this time for?"
Alice: "Because the Nortons had their apartment painted today."
Ralph: "Did that newsflash just come across the radio?"
"Brother-In-Law":
Ralph: "You are a doer and I'm a thinker."
Ed: "You certainly are."
"A Man's Pride":
Alice: "Why can't we go to the Colonade Room?"
Ralph: "Name me one truck driver who eats there?"
"Better Living Through TV":
Trixie: "Someday Ed, you are going to ask me to do something for you."
Ed: "I am asking you right now. Leave."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Ralph: "This is only one of the branches of this bank."
Ed: "That is good for us."
Ralph: "Why?"
Ed: "Because if he doesn't give us the money, we can borrow a few bucks from each of the other branches."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Ralph: "Why did you have to wear that tie?"
Ed: "What is wrong with it?"
Ralph: "Look at the stain on it."
Ed: "That is all right. It's pot roast."
"My Fair Landlord":
Ed: "Can you paint this place during a time when I am not here like on a Sunday?"
Ralph: "Why not now?"
Ed: "I can't stand the smell of paint."
Ralph: "Are you kidding me? You work in the sewer all day and you can't stand the smell of paint?"
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."
Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."
(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)
Ralph: "Okay, let's go."
(The Nortons come down and ask if they can spend the night since they can't stand the smell of the new paint in their house. Alice okays it. They leave. Ralph is still asleep.)
Ralph: "3am? Why did you wake me up at this time for?"
Alice: "Because the Nortons had their apartment painted today."
Ralph: "Did that newsflash just come across the radio?"
"Brother-In-Law":
Ralph: "You are a doer and I'm a thinker."
Ed: "You certainly are."
"A Man's Pride":
Alice: "Why can't we go to the Colonade Room?"
Ralph: "Name me one truck driver who eats there?"
"Better Living Through TV":
Trixie: "Someday Ed, you are going to ask me to do something for you."
Ed: "I am asking you right now. Leave."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Ralph: "This is only one of the branches of this bank."
Ed: "That is good for us."
Ralph: "Why?"
Ed: "Because if he doesn't give us the money, we can borrow a few bucks from each of the other branches."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Ralph: "Why did you have to wear that tie?"
Ed: "What is wrong with it?"
Ralph: "Look at the stain on it."
Ed: "That is all right. It's pot roast."
"My Fair Landlord":
Ed: "Can you paint this place during a time when I am not here like on a Sunday?"
Ralph: "Why not now?"
Ed: "I can't stand the smell of paint."
Ralph: "Are you kidding me? You work in the sewer all day and you can't stand the smell of paint?"
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."
Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."
(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)
Ralph: "Okay, let's go."