Frank Gannucci
03-09-2009, 08:25 AM
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."
"The Sleepwalker":
Ralph: "Do you care if I waste away?"
Alice: "Sure I do Ralph. But you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years."
"The Sleepwalker":
Ralph: "All right Wisenheimer. I am going to put the key in a place where even if you know where it is, you wouldn't be able to find it. I am going to put it right under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key."
Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I know New York from top to bottom."
Ed: "I have been working in the sewer for years. I know New York from bottom to top."
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph (yells): "I AM NOT MISSING THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."
Alice (yells): "LISTEN. YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL BE IN THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Fred: "You will have to eat just as much to keep you alive Ralph."
Ed: "Even that will be too much."
"Sun & Fun & The Raccoon Capital":
(Ralph is trying to get into his uniform…his pants are too big. In the storyline, [and Jackie in real life, of course] he lost weight.)
Ralph: "If I go out in these, I will be a laughing stock."
Ed: "If you don't, you will get a few laughs too."
"King of The Castle":
(Ralph explains to Ed that one time Alice wanted him to come home, but Ralph didn't.)
Ralph: "I showed her who's boss."
Ed: "What happened when you came home?"
Ralph: "Never mind about that."
"King of The Castle":
Ed: "You should write in the paper: 'I Ralph Kramden, do not assume the debts of Alice Kramden.'"
Ralph: "It won't work. I tried that the day after we were married."
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."
"The Sleepwalker":
Ralph: "Do you care if I waste away?"
Alice: "Sure I do Ralph. But you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years."
"The Sleepwalker":
Ralph: "All right Wisenheimer. I am going to put the key in a place where even if you know where it is, you wouldn't be able to find it. I am going to put it right under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key."
Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I know New York from top to bottom."
Ed: "I have been working in the sewer for years. I know New York from bottom to top."
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph (yells): "I AM NOT MISSING THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."
Alice (yells): "LISTEN. YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL BE IN THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Fred: "You will have to eat just as much to keep you alive Ralph."
Ed: "Even that will be too much."
"Sun & Fun & The Raccoon Capital":
(Ralph is trying to get into his uniform…his pants are too big. In the storyline, [and Jackie in real life, of course] he lost weight.)
Ralph: "If I go out in these, I will be a laughing stock."
Ed: "If you don't, you will get a few laughs too."
"King of The Castle":
(Ralph explains to Ed that one time Alice wanted him to come home, but Ralph didn't.)
Ralph: "I showed her who's boss."
Ed: "What happened when you came home?"
Ralph: "Never mind about that."
"King of The Castle":
Ed: "You should write in the paper: 'I Ralph Kramden, do not assume the debts of Alice Kramden.'"
Ralph: "It won't work. I tried that the day after we were married."