Frank Gannucci
03-04-2009, 08:15 AM
"A Promotion Part 1":
Ralph: "I know how to throw my weight around."
Alice: "If you did, you wouldn't leave it where it is."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "This isn't a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it! I got it! I'm hip! Ready to go! I'm gone! Gone!"
Alice: "You are gone all right."
"Young At Heart":
Ed: "You are supposed to waddle like a duck."
Ralph: "How can I do that?"
Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph: "What's the sense of saving money if you can't take it with you?"
Alice: "You are right I can't. I never go any place."
"You're In The Picture":
Alice: "You look like you have lipstick on your face Ralph."
Ralph: "Oh, I cut myself shaving this morning."
Alice: "You cut yourself shaving and only now you are starting to bleed?"
Ed: "Well with the way Ralph is built, it takes a long time for his blood to reach the surface."
"Ralph Goes Hollywood":
(Pete from Pettskill Studios confronts Ralph about how much money he is spending that Peetskill Studios will have to pay.)
Pete: "Ralph Kramden, who do you think you are, Jackie Gleason?"
Ralph: "How dare you Jackie Gleason! I'm not that nuts."
"The Golfer":
Ralph: "I got enough confidence in me for the both of us."
Alice: "You got enough of EVERYTHING in you for the both of us."
"Quiz Show":
Ed: "I was on a quiz show once. I was so nervous that I couldn't answer the first question that they gave me."
Ralph: "What was that?"
Ed: "My name."
"Quiz Show":
Ralph: "I had six years of schooling."
Alice: "I had eight years."
Ralph: "Well, some people learn faster than others."
Ralph: "I know how to throw my weight around."
Alice: "If you did, you wouldn't leave it where it is."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "This isn't a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it! I got it! I'm hip! Ready to go! I'm gone! Gone!"
Alice: "You are gone all right."
"Young At Heart":
Ed: "You are supposed to waddle like a duck."
Ralph: "How can I do that?"
Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph: "What's the sense of saving money if you can't take it with you?"
Alice: "You are right I can't. I never go any place."
"You're In The Picture":
Alice: "You look like you have lipstick on your face Ralph."
Ralph: "Oh, I cut myself shaving this morning."
Alice: "You cut yourself shaving and only now you are starting to bleed?"
Ed: "Well with the way Ralph is built, it takes a long time for his blood to reach the surface."
"Ralph Goes Hollywood":
(Pete from Pettskill Studios confronts Ralph about how much money he is spending that Peetskill Studios will have to pay.)
Pete: "Ralph Kramden, who do you think you are, Jackie Gleason?"
Ralph: "How dare you Jackie Gleason! I'm not that nuts."
"The Golfer":
Ralph: "I got enough confidence in me for the both of us."
Alice: "You got enough of EVERYTHING in you for the both of us."
"Quiz Show":
Ed: "I was on a quiz show once. I was so nervous that I couldn't answer the first question that they gave me."
Ralph: "What was that?"
Ed: "My name."
"Quiz Show":
Ralph: "I had six years of schooling."
Alice: "I had eight years."
Ralph: "Well, some people learn faster than others."