Frank Gannucci
03-02-2009, 08:04 AM
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "You once said: 'Ralph, I will be happy to live in a tent with you.'"
Alice: "I still am. I think it would be an improvement."
"Funny Money":
Ralph: "I'm the master of this house and you are to address me in a civil tongue."
Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up?"
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "You have no sense of humor."
Alice: "Oh, yes I do. I married you, didn't I?"
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ed: "Trixie will go where I go."
Ralph: "Atta boy pal, put your foot down."
Alice: "What if she puts a fight?"
Ed: "I know what I will say to her. I will say to her that Atlantic City is CLOSED for the summer."
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
(Ralph & Ed are being held hostage.)
Bugsy: "I promised my mom, I wouldn't kill an innocent man."
Ralph: "You are a fine man."
"Two For The Money":
Ralph: "Since I have now become a Treasurer, I can now hang two tails on my cap. Maybe this is only the beginning. Maybe someday, I can become a thirteen-tail man. Do you know what that means?"
Alice: "It must be pretty important Ralph. A monkey only has one."
"Two For The Money":
Trixie: "Don't you ever think about us?"
Ed: "All the time. Why do you think we always go from bar to bar?"
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ed: "A dcotor once told me that I had a split-personality. I was two people. One was Ed Norton: The gay, carefree man-about-town. The other one was Ed Norton: The sober, serious-minded thinker."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "I got cured. I got cured. I am now one person. I am Ed Norton: The sober, serious-minded thinker."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Big news. Your huband is crazy."
Alice: "Okay, so what's the big news?"
Ralph: "You once said: 'Ralph, I will be happy to live in a tent with you.'"
Alice: "I still am. I think it would be an improvement."
"Funny Money":
Ralph: "I'm the master of this house and you are to address me in a civil tongue."
Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up?"
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "You have no sense of humor."
Alice: "Oh, yes I do. I married you, didn't I?"
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ed: "Trixie will go where I go."
Ralph: "Atta boy pal, put your foot down."
Alice: "What if she puts a fight?"
Ed: "I know what I will say to her. I will say to her that Atlantic City is CLOSED for the summer."
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
(Ralph & Ed are being held hostage.)
Bugsy: "I promised my mom, I wouldn't kill an innocent man."
Ralph: "You are a fine man."
"Two For The Money":
Ralph: "Since I have now become a Treasurer, I can now hang two tails on my cap. Maybe this is only the beginning. Maybe someday, I can become a thirteen-tail man. Do you know what that means?"
Alice: "It must be pretty important Ralph. A monkey only has one."
"Two For The Money":
Trixie: "Don't you ever think about us?"
Ed: "All the time. Why do you think we always go from bar to bar?"
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ed: "A dcotor once told me that I had a split-personality. I was two people. One was Ed Norton: The gay, carefree man-about-town. The other one was Ed Norton: The sober, serious-minded thinker."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "I got cured. I got cured. I am now one person. I am Ed Norton: The sober, serious-minded thinker."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Big news. Your huband is crazy."
Alice: "Okay, so what's the big news?"