Frank Gannucci
02-27-2009, 08:21 AM
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000. Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the shape of dollars bills and find out?"
(Ed opens up his case to reveal that he did just that.)
Ed: "Small details."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: "I am writing down a list of all my weak points."
Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?"
"Letter To The Boss":
Ed: "I know what you should do your boss after he fires you."
Ralph: "What?"
Ed: "Write him another nasty letter."
"Letter To The Boss":
Ed: "I got a solution to open up that mailbox. Dynamite."
Ralph: "What is it?"
Ed: "That is waht I said. Dynamite."
"The People's Choice" & "Finger Man":
Ed: "My Uncle's place in New Jersey. Bullets will never find you there."
Ralph: "He won't."
Ed: "Of course not. I have been down there three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph: "Norton, do you like the furniture here?"
Ed: "Yeah."
Ralph (to Alice): "There you are."
Ed: "Of course. I don't live here."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph tries to butter up Alice.)
Ralph: "Do you know how foolish I am going out every night when I have a beautiful wife at home?"
Ed: "At least I got a good excuse."
"Be It Ever So Humble":
(The gang is in the broken-down home.)
Ed: "How long is this lease for?"
Ralph: "The usual."
Ed: "How long is that?"
Ralph "99 years."
Ed: "99 years?"
Ralph: "Yes, 99 years. That's what America gets from Great Britian when they do that lend-lease stuff."
Ed: "Yeah, but this place isn't exactly Bermuda."
"Please Leave The Premises":
Ralph: "Why can't you get behind me?"
Alice: "It's not my fault Ralph. It's just that there is no room back there."
"Happiness Is A Rich Uncle":
Joey: "A wife is very independent. An American wife is very dominating, she wants to run everything, she will nag you, she won't let you go out nights and she won't let you do the things that you want to do."
Ed: "You are telling me."
Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000. Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the shape of dollars bills and find out?"
(Ed opens up his case to reveal that he did just that.)
Ed: "Small details."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: "I am writing down a list of all my weak points."
Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?"
"Letter To The Boss":
Ed: "I know what you should do your boss after he fires you."
Ralph: "What?"
Ed: "Write him another nasty letter."
"Letter To The Boss":
Ed: "I got a solution to open up that mailbox. Dynamite."
Ralph: "What is it?"
Ed: "That is waht I said. Dynamite."
"The People's Choice" & "Finger Man":
Ed: "My Uncle's place in New Jersey. Bullets will never find you there."
Ralph: "He won't."
Ed: "Of course not. I have been down there three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph: "Norton, do you like the furniture here?"
Ed: "Yeah."
Ralph (to Alice): "There you are."
Ed: "Of course. I don't live here."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph tries to butter up Alice.)
Ralph: "Do you know how foolish I am going out every night when I have a beautiful wife at home?"
Ed: "At least I got a good excuse."
"Be It Ever So Humble":
(The gang is in the broken-down home.)
Ed: "How long is this lease for?"
Ralph: "The usual."
Ed: "How long is that?"
Ralph "99 years."
Ed: "99 years?"
Ralph: "Yes, 99 years. That's what America gets from Great Britian when they do that lend-lease stuff."
Ed: "Yeah, but this place isn't exactly Bermuda."
"Please Leave The Premises":
Ralph: "Why can't you get behind me?"
Alice: "It's not my fault Ralph. It's just that there is no room back there."
"Happiness Is A Rich Uncle":
Joey: "A wife is very independent. An American wife is very dominating, she wants to run everything, she will nag you, she won't let you go out nights and she won't let you do the things that you want to do."
Ed: "You are telling me."