Frank Gannucci
02-26-2009, 01:19 PM
"$99,000 Answer":
(Ralph just told Herb that he was a bus driver.)
Herb Norris: "One time I was waiting for a bus in the pouring rain. I saw a bus coming. I signaled for the bus to stop but instead the driver drove the bus in the puddle and I got all dirty."
Ralph: "Was that you?"
(Herb didn't know that the bus driver was Ralph because he didn't see him.)
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(The gang is in the lemon of a cottage.)
Alice: "Ralph, give me the frying pan out of the suitcase?"
Ralph: "You are going to cook something for us?"
Alice: "No, I am going to hit you right on top of your head with it."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Ralph: "You have no foresight. You can't see this far in front of your nose."
Alice: "And that is another thing. I need glasses."
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
(Ralph enters the room. Alice's Mom doesn't see him.)
Alice's Mom: "Hello Ralph!"
Ralph: "Hello! How did you know it was me?"
Alice's Mom: "I could hear the floor sag."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "Because of Ed, I had to go to work without my bath."
Trixie: "You didn't have to do that Ralph. You could take your bath at the circus. They wouldn't mind bathing one more elephant."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "I watched you tonight. Four pork chops. Four pork chops."
Ed: "What are you complaining about? You had six."
Ralph: "What, are you counting?"
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "In six months, I will be dead."
Ed: "Doctors can be wrong too you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy, did he make a monkey out of that doctor."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "He lived for almost eight months."
"The Safety Award":
(Alice & Trixie have the same dress on.)
Ralph: "Don't those dresses look alike?"
Ed: "Alike? They are like the Bobbsie Twins."
"Boys & Girls Together":
(Ralph comes home to a candlelit dinner.)
Alice: "Hello Ralph!"
Ralph: "So you forgot to pay the electric bill, huh?"
(Ralph just told Herb that he was a bus driver.)
Herb Norris: "One time I was waiting for a bus in the pouring rain. I saw a bus coming. I signaled for the bus to stop but instead the driver drove the bus in the puddle and I got all dirty."
Ralph: "Was that you?"
(Herb didn't know that the bus driver was Ralph because he didn't see him.)
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
(The gang is in the lemon of a cottage.)
Alice: "Ralph, give me the frying pan out of the suitcase?"
Ralph: "You are going to cook something for us?"
Alice: "No, I am going to hit you right on top of your head with it."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Ralph: "You have no foresight. You can't see this far in front of your nose."
Alice: "And that is another thing. I need glasses."
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
(Ralph enters the room. Alice's Mom doesn't see him.)
Alice's Mom: "Hello Ralph!"
Ralph: "Hello! How did you know it was me?"
Alice's Mom: "I could hear the floor sag."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "Because of Ed, I had to go to work without my bath."
Trixie: "You didn't have to do that Ralph. You could take your bath at the circus. They wouldn't mind bathing one more elephant."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "I watched you tonight. Four pork chops. Four pork chops."
Ed: "What are you complaining about? You had six."
Ralph: "What, are you counting?"
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "In six months, I will be dead."
Ed: "Doctors can be wrong too you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy, did he make a monkey out of that doctor."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "He lived for almost eight months."
"The Safety Award":
(Alice & Trixie have the same dress on.)
Ralph: "Don't those dresses look alike?"
Ed: "Alike? They are like the Bobbsie Twins."
"Boys & Girls Together":
(Ralph comes home to a candlelit dinner.)
Alice: "Hello Ralph!"
Ralph: "So you forgot to pay the electric bill, huh?"