Frank Gannucci
02-25-2009, 08:08 AM
"Hawaii! Oh! Oh!":
(After Ralph threatens that he and Ed are going to jump out the hotel window if the wives don't give them the money, Ed accidentally falls out.)
Ed: "I forgot. We are on the ground floor."
Ralph: "You don't know how to fall correctly."
Ed: "I would if we were on the 15th floor."
"Young At Heart":
Alice: "I want to do the things that young people do. That is what keeps you young."
Ralph: "You want to do things that young people do? Let's play games that young people play. Let's play 'House.' You'll be the mommy and I'll be the poppy. All right mommy - CLEAN UP!"
"Brother-In-Law":
Frank: "Hey Ralph, are you going to eat your soup?"
Ralph: "I'm not hungry."
Frank (about to grab the soup): "Well, I hate to see anything go to waste."
Ralph (taking the soup): "I just got hungry."
"My Fair Landlord":
(Ralph has just complained to Mr. Olsen that he does nothing for the apartment building. Ralph leaves.)
Mr. Olsen: "Your husband has got a lot of nerve saying that to me Mrs. Kramden. I do plenty around here. Last night, I was up until midnight waxing the stairs..."
Ralph (falling down the stairs, yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "When the girls get here, I want them to get a good impression. So keep your mouth shut."
Ed: "If you want them to have a good impression, keep the door shut."
"In Twenty-Five Words or Less":
Ed: "Hey, why don't you name the dog 'Ralph'?"
Ralph: "'Ralph?'"
Ed: "Yeah, that way not only people can call him, dogs can call him. Ralph. Ralph."
(Ed makes barking sounds.)
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Cupid Part 1":
Ed: "Is Ralph home?"
Alice: "No."
Ed: "He must be out with some blonde."
"The Safety Award":
Ralph: "A group of men are picked to do a job, trained in the same fashion as each other, and there's always one man in the group that stands out far in front of the others."
Ed: "If you stood out any more in front you wouldn't be able to get behind the wheel of a bus!"
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: (going to play the coronet) "I dont know if I rememeber this song I got the music right here."
Alice : "Stand back Ed this is liable to be messy."
Ralph: "You're liable to be messy in a about 5 seconds from now!!"
(After Ralph threatens that he and Ed are going to jump out the hotel window if the wives don't give them the money, Ed accidentally falls out.)
Ed: "I forgot. We are on the ground floor."
Ralph: "You don't know how to fall correctly."
Ed: "I would if we were on the 15th floor."
"Young At Heart":
Alice: "I want to do the things that young people do. That is what keeps you young."
Ralph: "You want to do things that young people do? Let's play games that young people play. Let's play 'House.' You'll be the mommy and I'll be the poppy. All right mommy - CLEAN UP!"
"Brother-In-Law":
Frank: "Hey Ralph, are you going to eat your soup?"
Ralph: "I'm not hungry."
Frank (about to grab the soup): "Well, I hate to see anything go to waste."
Ralph (taking the soup): "I just got hungry."
"My Fair Landlord":
(Ralph has just complained to Mr. Olsen that he does nothing for the apartment building. Ralph leaves.)
Mr. Olsen: "Your husband has got a lot of nerve saying that to me Mrs. Kramden. I do plenty around here. Last night, I was up until midnight waxing the stairs..."
Ralph (falling down the stairs, yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "When the girls get here, I want them to get a good impression. So keep your mouth shut."
Ed: "If you want them to have a good impression, keep the door shut."
"In Twenty-Five Words or Less":
Ed: "Hey, why don't you name the dog 'Ralph'?"
Ralph: "'Ralph?'"
Ed: "Yeah, that way not only people can call him, dogs can call him. Ralph. Ralph."
(Ed makes barking sounds.)
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Cupid Part 1":
Ed: "Is Ralph home?"
Alice: "No."
Ed: "He must be out with some blonde."
"The Safety Award":
Ralph: "A group of men are picked to do a job, trained in the same fashion as each other, and there's always one man in the group that stands out far in front of the others."
Ed: "If you stood out any more in front you wouldn't be able to get behind the wheel of a bus!"
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: (going to play the coronet) "I dont know if I rememeber this song I got the music right here."
Alice : "Stand back Ed this is liable to be messy."
Ralph: "You're liable to be messy in a about 5 seconds from now!!"