Frank Gannucci
02-22-2009, 08:13 AM
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL."
Alice (yells): "YOU MADE A MISTAKE. WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT IT RALPH?"
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I MADE A MISTAKE. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME."
Alice (yells): "DON'T TEMPT ME RALPH! DON'T TEMPT ME."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph: "This furnutire is good enough for me."
Alice: "Sure it is. But just because that you are a Raccoon doesn't mean that I have to live in a hole in the ground."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ralph (to Carlos): "It's easy for you to play Sir Galahad. You don't work. When you work, you dance. That's not work. When we work, we work. Dirty work. Just take a look at my friends hands and mine and yours."
Ed: "It's not fair to compare my hands to his. I got mine in water all day."
"On Stage":
(Ralph is thinking of how to greet the Raccoons in his letters.)
Ed: "How about 'Greetings!'?"
Ralph: "'Greetings?'"
Ed: "Yeah, the draft board did pretty good with that one."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
(The car won't start.)
Trixie: "Ralph, it might help if you turned the ignition key."
Ralph: "I was just about to do that. I just wanted to see if the battery was alive."
"Play It Again, Norton":
Ralph: "I am a nobody."
Ed: "I could have told you that 10 years ago."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "The bills will get bigger and bigger and I will have less to eat. I will start losing weight. Then, do you know what I will look like?"
Alice: "Yeah, a human being."
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Ralph: "What kind of life do you think that I lead in this city driving a bus all day? What do I hear? Taxi horns, police whistles, fire engines, breaks schreeching and people hollering. When I finish my work and come home what do I hear? Babies crying, garbage cans-a-rattlin', peddles-a-yellin'. I ask you. What do I have to do to get a little peace and quiet?"
Alice: "Why don't you shut up?"
Ralph (yells): "WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK ALICE? WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL."
Alice (yells): "YOU MADE A MISTAKE. WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT IT RALPH?"
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I ADMIT IT! I MADE A MISTAKE. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME. GO AHEAD AND KILL ME."
Alice (yells): "DON'T TEMPT ME RALPH! DON'T TEMPT ME."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph: "This furnutire is good enough for me."
Alice: "Sure it is. But just because that you are a Raccoon doesn't mean that I have to live in a hole in the ground."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ralph (to Carlos): "It's easy for you to play Sir Galahad. You don't work. When you work, you dance. That's not work. When we work, we work. Dirty work. Just take a look at my friends hands and mine and yours."
Ed: "It's not fair to compare my hands to his. I got mine in water all day."
"On Stage":
(Ralph is thinking of how to greet the Raccoons in his letters.)
Ed: "How about 'Greetings!'?"
Ralph: "'Greetings?'"
Ed: "Yeah, the draft board did pretty good with that one."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
(The car won't start.)
Trixie: "Ralph, it might help if you turned the ignition key."
Ralph: "I was just about to do that. I just wanted to see if the battery was alive."
"Play It Again, Norton":
Ralph: "I am a nobody."
Ed: "I could have told you that 10 years ago."
"The Babysitter":
Ralph: "The bills will get bigger and bigger and I will have less to eat. I will start losing weight. Then, do you know what I will look like?"
Alice: "Yeah, a human being."
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Ralph: "What kind of life do you think that I lead in this city driving a bus all day? What do I hear? Taxi horns, police whistles, fire engines, breaks schreeching and people hollering. When I finish my work and come home what do I hear? Babies crying, garbage cans-a-rattlin', peddles-a-yellin'. I ask you. What do I have to do to get a little peace and quiet?"
Alice: "Why don't you shut up?"