Frank Gannucci
02-18-2009, 01:27 PM
"Better Living Through TV":
(Ed is wearing one of Trixie's dresses.)
Trixie: "Do you have to smkoe that cigar?"
Ed: "Please, it's the only link left to the old me."
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "You are taking that set over my dead body."
Ed: "I couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph: "How can I get there as fast as you Alice?"
Ed: "Take off 90 pounds."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "We will see hamburges, hot dogs, flapjacks, pizza pies..."
Ed: "And we will widen the front door."
Ralph: "Why would we do that?"
Ed: "With all that food, how are you going to get in and out?"
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "What could I guy want that is down in the sewer that he needs $2 right away?"
Ed: "Today is pay day, and the guys have a dice going around down there. Well, you might as well call it a floating crap game."
"In 25 Words Or Less":
(The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire extinguisher.)
Ralph: "It's a good thing I was here or the whole boat would have been on fire."
Alice: "Ralph, those were French pancakes."
Ralph: "I don't care what started the fire."
"In 25 Words Or Less":
Ralph: "Flakey Wakey's add to the taste..."
Ed: "But take away from your fat little waist."
"Ship Of Fools":
Ed: "I went to Europe once."
Man: "Did you enjoy it?"
Ed: "No, the Germans kept shooting at me."
"The Loudspeaker":
(Ralph slips on the rock candy that Ed put down.)
Ralph (yells): "ROCK CANDY?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE, ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME OR SOMETHING NORTON?"
Ed (yells): "WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR? YOU GOT RID OF THE HIC-
OFFS, DIDN'T YOU?"
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
(Ed is wearing one of Trixie's dresses.)
Trixie: "Do you have to smkoe that cigar?"
Ed: "Please, it's the only link left to the old me."
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "You are taking that set over my dead body."
Ed: "I couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph: "How can I get there as fast as you Alice?"
Ed: "Take off 90 pounds."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "We will see hamburges, hot dogs, flapjacks, pizza pies..."
Ed: "And we will widen the front door."
Ralph: "Why would we do that?"
Ed: "With all that food, how are you going to get in and out?"
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "What could I guy want that is down in the sewer that he needs $2 right away?"
Ed: "Today is pay day, and the guys have a dice going around down there. Well, you might as well call it a floating crap game."
"In 25 Words Or Less":
(The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire extinguisher.)
Ralph: "It's a good thing I was here or the whole boat would have been on fire."
Alice: "Ralph, those were French pancakes."
Ralph: "I don't care what started the fire."
"In 25 Words Or Less":
Ralph: "Flakey Wakey's add to the taste..."
Ed: "But take away from your fat little waist."
"Ship Of Fools":
Ed: "I went to Europe once."
Man: "Did you enjoy it?"
Ed: "No, the Germans kept shooting at me."
"The Loudspeaker":
(Ralph slips on the rock candy that Ed put down.)
Ralph (yells): "ROCK CANDY?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE, ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME OR SOMETHING NORTON?"
Ed (yells): "WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR? YOU GOT RID OF THE HIC-
OFFS, DIDN'T YOU?"
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"