Newspaper Articles You Would Be Surprised/Stunned To See?

[Big C]

I'd like to do the opposite of the "Newspaper Headlines You Wouldn't Be Surprised To See" thread, and do one about articles headlines that would be absolutely shocking, stunning, surprising, or hard to believe at first sight.

I'll start with a few:

"Toronto Maple Leafs Win Stanley Cup"

"Los Angeles Clippers Win NBA Title"

Here are a few for my buddy, Clint_Eastwood_Fan.

"Jerry Jones to sell Dallas Cowboys"

"Valerie Bertinelli to pose for Playboy Magazine"

[catlover79]

Cleveland Indians/Browns/Cavs are the WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!

We can dream, can't we? :(

[Hollow]

"Man not fatally stabbed for stealing MySpace layout"

[DVDFreaker]

"Man not fatally stabbed for stealing MySpace layout"

:lol:

[DVDFreaker]

Cleveland Indians/Browns/Cavs are the WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!

We can dream, can't we? :(

Yeah for me it would be Minnesota Vikings and Orlando Magic :(

[Big C]

for me it would be Minnesota Vikings and Orlando Magic

Orlando actually has a legit shot at being champs this year.

[Chocoholic]

Massachusetts finally ousts lifelong politicians, inculding Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, and Barney Frank.

[catlover79]

Richard Simmons Ditches Shorts and Tank Tops For Three Piece Suits!

[MickeyMac]

Barak Obama stole the election, John McCain is rightful winner and therefore president. :)

[catsrule]

Richard Simmons Ditches Shorts and Tank Tops For Three Piece Suits!:rofl:

[Zoneboy]

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tzgames/PAPER2.jpg

[catlover79]

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tzgames/PAPER2.jpg
:eek2: TJ, you didn't!! :lol:

[dawsongirl]

Gas down to $.50 a gallon.

[catlover79]

Gas down to $.50 a gallon.
Keep dreaming!!! :mad:

[browneyes106]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to stop adopting and having children.

[catlover79]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to stop adopting and having children.
:rofl: Or how about BRAD & ANGELINA FINALLY MAKE IT LEGAL?