Frank Gannucci
02-15-2009, 08:53 AM
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
(Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.)
Harvey: "That is some punch you got there."
Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad hand."
"$99,000 Answer":
Alice: "Spell antidistanttablihmentterrism (sp?)."
Ralph: "I'll spell it...I'll spell it...I'll spell it."
Alice: "Well, go ahead."
Ralph: "I will spell it when you give me $16,000."
"People's Choice Part 1":
Ed: "You should go down to my Uncle's place in New Jersey. 'Bullets' will never find you there."
Ralph: "He won't?"
Ed: "No, I have been going down there for the past three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself."
"Opportunity Knocks, But":
Ed: "As long as I am in an executive in that bus company, you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."
(Ralph gets up and signals for Ed to leave.)
Ed: "This is no way..."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!"
"One Big Happy Family":
Man (from upstairs, yells): "KNOCK OFF THE NOISE DOWN THERE!"
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT."
Man (from upstairs, yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "You know what Jackie Gleason gets. Maybe $50 to $100 a night."
Ed: "$50 to $100 a night?"
Ralph: "Yeah. Personally, I don't think he deserves it but that is what he gets."
Kramden Vs. Norton":
Ralph: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and I."
Ed: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and anybody."
"Hair To A Fortune":
(Ralph & Ed are making the hair-making formula in a bowl.)
Ralph: "You stupid stupe. You made me poor the beer in the bowl."
Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "'Ralph, I want the ice box painted.' 'I want a curtain for the bedroom window.' Why do we need a curtain for the bedroom window? All you see is a brick wall. You are not married to Nelson Rockefeller."
Alice: "I got news for you Ralph. You are not married to Happy either."
(Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.)
Harvey: "That is some punch you got there."
Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad hand."
"$99,000 Answer":
Alice: "Spell antidistanttablihmentterrism (sp?)."
Ralph: "I'll spell it...I'll spell it...I'll spell it."
Alice: "Well, go ahead."
Ralph: "I will spell it when you give me $16,000."
"People's Choice Part 1":
Ed: "You should go down to my Uncle's place in New Jersey. 'Bullets' will never find you there."
Ralph: "He won't?"
Ed: "No, I have been going down there for the past three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself."
"Opportunity Knocks, But":
Ed: "As long as I am in an executive in that bus company, you are sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."
(Ralph gets up and signals for Ed to leave.)
Ed: "This is no way..."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!"
"One Big Happy Family":
Man (from upstairs, yells): "KNOCK OFF THE NOISE DOWN THERE!"
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT."
Man (from upstairs, yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "You know what Jackie Gleason gets. Maybe $50 to $100 a night."
Ed: "$50 to $100 a night?"
Ralph: "Yeah. Personally, I don't think he deserves it but that is what he gets."
Kramden Vs. Norton":
Ralph: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and I."
Ed: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and anybody."
"Hair To A Fortune":
(Ralph & Ed are making the hair-making formula in a bowl.)
Ralph: "You stupid stupe. You made me poor the beer in the bowl."
Ed: "Why are you calling me stupid for? I wouldn't have done it."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "'Ralph, I want the ice box painted.' 'I want a curtain for the bedroom window.' Why do we need a curtain for the bedroom window? All you see is a brick wall. You are not married to Nelson Rockefeller."
Alice: "I got news for you Ralph. You are not married to Happy either."