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Janice Johnson
02-14-2009, 05:40 PM
I wouldn't be surprised to see this in a newspaper headline.

"30 angry customers demand returns of products in store after finding out that the cashier that rang them up is gay!":lol:
catlover79
02-14-2009, 05:49 PM
Politician caught in scandal!

:lol:
Hollow
02-14-2009, 06:15 PM
"Man fatally stabbed for stealing MySpace layout"
catlover79
02-14-2009, 07:09 PM
Cleveland Sports Team Loses!
MickeyMac
02-15-2009, 02:56 PM
Michigan picked as worst state to live in.

More talks between Congress, UAW, GM, Chrysler, and Ford
Big C
02-17-2009, 12:04 AM
"Pittsburgh Pirates Lose Again"
JamesG
02-17-2009, 02:17 AM
"Octuplet Mother Gets Impregnated By 13-Year-Old Alfie; Has Eight More"
DVDFreaker
02-17-2009, 02:20 AM
"Octuplet Mother Gets Impregnated By 13-Year-Old Alfie; Has Eight More"
:lol:
catlover79
02-17-2009, 11:17 AM
"Octuplet Mother Gets Impregnated By 13-Year-Old Alfie; Has Eight More"
:clap :rofl: :brent YES!!!!
ekkostar
02-17-2009, 03:16 PM
Kanye West claims to be God, Diddy speculated to be his son.
MickeyMac
02-17-2009, 05:25 PM
Octuplet mother will make her porn movie debut.
catlover79
02-17-2009, 08:38 PM
Kanye West claims to be God, Diddy speculated to be his son.
I wouldn't be surprised if Kanye West really believes that. :rolleyes: :lol:
catlover79
02-17-2009, 08:39 PM
Octuplet mother will make her porn movie debut.
She might have to do that when the donations run dry!! :eek:
dawsongirl
02-17-2009, 11:49 PM
"Octuplet Mother Gets Impregnated By 13-Year-Old Alfie; Has Eight More"
:rofl:
dawsongirl
02-17-2009, 11:50 PM
Octuplet mother will make her porn movie debut.
Oh the stretch marks!!!!
dawsongirl
02-17-2009, 11:50 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if Kanye West really believes that. :rolleyes: :lol:
He probably prays to himself every night before bed.
catlover79
02-18-2009, 12:03 AM
He probably prays to himself every night before bed.
I wouldn't doubt it. Who loves himself more, Kanye West or Donald Trump?? :rolleyes:
catlover79
02-18-2009, 12:05 AM
Oh the stretch marks!!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...puke:
dawsongirl
02-18-2009, 12:20 AM
I wouldn't doubt it. Who loves himself more, Kanye West or Donald Trump?? :rolleyes:
Wow...tough call.
catlover79
02-18-2009, 01:11 PM
Wow...tough call.
I know, I can't decide either. :lol:
PracTz
02-18-2009, 01:20 PM
'Human Race Evacuates Earth to Get Away From News of Octo-Mom'
MickeyMac
02-18-2009, 04:41 PM
Kanye West to star in reality show called I Am Picked By God
Janice Johnson
02-19-2009, 10:33 AM
I wouldn't be surprised to see this in a newspaper headline.

"30 angry customers demand returns of products in store after finding out that the cashier that rang them up is gay!":lol:

Actually, thinking about it, that line would be the first line, and the headline would read something like, "Cashier gay, Customers furious!":crazy: :lol: