Billy Mays rants about Vince Offer

[*Pleasant Tomorrow*]

ahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg&eurl=http://dlisted.com/&feature=player_embedded

[Hollow]

:rofl: that is awesome! vince offer is cool, but he'll never compare to the great and powerful billy mays.

i didn't even recognize billy until he started raising his voice. :rotflmao:

[Marvo301]

Wow! Billy actually challenged Vince to a pitch-off. I think they should make that a pay per view event!

[Courtnee]

YOU WANT A PITCH OFF? YOU WANNA DO THIS? YOU WANNA DO THE SLAP CHOP YOU WANNA DO THE QUICKCHOP? IT DONT MATTER LEMME TELL YA WHATTT I AIN'T DA BEASTIE BOYS OR RUN DMC I'M BILLY MAYS I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU ****ING DOWN TO YO KNEES

[catlover79]

Wow! Billy actually challenged Vince to a pitch-off. I think they should make that a pay per view event!
Hey, I'd watch it. :lol:

[James"Thunder"Early]

ROFL, Billy is calling Vince out. I guess Billy doesn't want anybody to take his crown as the Infomercial/Product Peddler King.

[catlover79]

ROFL, Billy is calling Vince out. I guess Billy doesn't want anybody to take his crown as the Infomercial/Product Peddler King.
True, but no one can yell, "BUT WAIT!! THERE'S MORE!!" like Billy. :lol:

[Marvo301]

I don't know what these two are fighting about. Neither one can hold a candle to the all time infomercial king, Ron Popiel.

[catlover79]

I don't know what these two are fighting about. Neither one can hold a candle to the all time infomercial king, Ron Popiel.
Yeah, where's Ron been these days?

[Marvo301]

Yeah, where's Ron been these days?
He's probably off somewhere inventing new Ronco products!!

[*Pleasant Tomorrow*]

YOU WANT A PITCH OFF? YOU WANNA DO THIS? YOU WANNA DO THE SLAP CHOP YOU WANNA DO THE QUICKCHOP? IT DONT MATTER LEMME TELL YA WHATTT I AIN'T DA BEASTIE BOYS OR RUN DMC I'M BILLY MAYS I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU ****ING DOWN TO YO KNEES
Oh man, he was pissed. :rofl:

[catlover79]

He's probably off somewhere inventing new Ronco products!!
Well, he DID create a multimillion dollar empire - maybe he's just relaxing for awhile. I would too if I had his dough!! :lol:

[Marvo301]

Well, he DID create a multimillion dollar empire - maybe he's just relaxing for awhile. I would too if I had his dough!! :lol:
Good point!

[browneyes106]

BILLY VS. VINCE


WHO WILL WIN?

[Janice]

Wow! Billy actually challenged Vince to a pitch-off. I think they should make that a pay per view event!
Definitely, and every time one of them scores, we'll have this guy do his thing.

http://blogs.tampabay.com/food/images/2007/11/29/emeril.jpg
BAM!!

[Marvo301]

Definitely, and every time one of them scores, we'll have this guy do his thing.

http://blogs.tampabay.com/food/images/2007/11/29/emeril.jpg
BAM!!
Perfect!!!

[Zoneboy]

There's a reason people like to buy
And there's a reason why I'm feelin' so high
Must be the holiday season
When those Christmas lights shine all around us

So let that feelin' grab you deep inside
Our commercials are seen worldwide
Now don't go stealin'
Or your career will soon be over

Just let your cash flow like a mountain stream
And count your cash slow cause it's no dream
And don't let Uncle Sam know
If you know what I mean it's almost tax season

People will buy almost anything
from mighty putty to oxi-clean
Don't need a reason
Just pick up the phone and call now

Checkout these products on our website
You can order any day or night
It's the Christmas season
And the world wide web is all around us
So let that wonder take you into cyberspace
You can order anytime anyplace
There's no hurry, you can set your own pace


Just let your cash flow like a mountain stream
And count your cash slow cause' it's no dream
And don't let Uncle Sam know
If you know what I mean it's almost tax season


Take your time, look around a shop
There's a half-price sale
On shamwow and slap chop
Operators are waiting to take your call now

Just let your cash flow like a mountain stream
And count your cash slow cause' it's no dream
And don't let Uncle Sam know
If you know what I mean it's almost tax season

[ekkostar]

I don't quite get the appeal of Vince, he seems like a big tool. Billy is more of a loveable character, sort of like the Geico stack-of-money-with-eyes.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/ekkostar/62691-Geico-Kash.jpg

[Cactus Jack]

LOL :rotflmao:

[catlover79]

Definitely, and every time one of them scores, we'll have this guy do his thing.

http://blogs.tampabay.com/food/images/2007/11/29/emeril.jpg
BAM!!
:brent