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Frank Gannucci
02-12-2009, 08:19 AM
"Petticoat Jungle":

Ed: "What is this?"

Ralph: "That is a medicine ball."

Ed: "You must have to drink a whole lot of water to swallow something like this."

"Petticoat Jungle":

(The salesman shows the Kramdens and Nortons a very small box.)

Ralph: "You mean to tell me that there is one bathing suit in there?"

Man: "One? There are six of them in here."

"Young At Heart":

Ralph: "This is not a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it. I got it. I'm hip! Ready to go! I'm gone! Gone!"

Alice: "You are gone all right."

"Young At Heart":

Alice: "Why do you have to be so icky?"

Ralph: "Icky?"

Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the woods."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "This is the biggest thing I ever got into."

Alice: "That would be your pants."

"A Promotion Part 1":

(Ralph runs home out of breath.)

Ralph: "Everything is fine."

Alice: "Ralph did you run up the stairs? You know that you are not supposed to do that. It's not good for you and it's not good for the stairs either."

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

Ralph: "I have been driving with the Gotham Bus Comapny for 12 years."

Bud Collyer: "Well, they do say that travel broadens one."

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

Bud Collyer: "Have you lived in Brooklyn all your life?"

Ralph: "Not yet."

"Two For The Money":

Ralph: "Another tail may be haning from this Raccoon cap. Then another and another. Pretty soon, I can become a thirteen-tail man. Do you know what that is like Alice, to be a thirteen-tail man?"

Alice: "It must be pretty special since a monkey only has one."