Frank Gannucci
02-08-2009, 08:04 AM
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "Your brother is a moocher, a swindler, and a bum."
Alice: "What did you say?"
Ralph: "I said that your brother is a bum."
Alice: "My brother is just as good as any member of your family."
Ralph: "He's still a bum."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "Nobody is 100% Alice."
Alice: "You are. You have been wrong every time."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "How long do you think it would take one man if he sold all of these (Handy Housewife Helpers) if we went from door-to-door?"
Alice: "About one minute if this was the first door he knocked on."
"Two For The Money":
(Ralph just lost the money from the lodge.)
Ralph: "Let's not get panicky."
Alice: "Ralph, did you put the money in an envelope?"
Ralph: "See? Now you are getting panicky."
"Without Reservations":
Stanley: "Ralph, tell me. Are there any more openings at the bus depot?"
Ralph: "No."
Stanley: "Then how do you get in the building?"
"The Deciding Vote":
(Ralph looks at the vaccum cleaner.)
Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop of erl."
Ralph: "Yeah, that's all that it needs. A drop of oil."
Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph. You're my husband."
Ralph: "No, I'm your brother."
"Brother Ralph":
Ralph: "In the bottom drawer, there's only one pair of my pants. Why is only one pair of my pants in the bottom drawer?"
Alice: "Because that is all that will fit in there."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pieces, the fish."
Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio, the nut."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Since I found out that I'm Taurus the Bull, I have become a new man."
Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull."
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "At last, I have a bathtub that I can be comfy in."
Alice: "What did you order, a round one?"
Ralph: "Your brother is a moocher, a swindler, and a bum."
Alice: "What did you say?"
Ralph: "I said that your brother is a bum."
Alice: "My brother is just as good as any member of your family."
Ralph: "He's still a bum."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "Nobody is 100% Alice."
Alice: "You are. You have been wrong every time."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "How long do you think it would take one man if he sold all of these (Handy Housewife Helpers) if we went from door-to-door?"
Alice: "About one minute if this was the first door he knocked on."
"Two For The Money":
(Ralph just lost the money from the lodge.)
Ralph: "Let's not get panicky."
Alice: "Ralph, did you put the money in an envelope?"
Ralph: "See? Now you are getting panicky."
"Without Reservations":
Stanley: "Ralph, tell me. Are there any more openings at the bus depot?"
Ralph: "No."
Stanley: "Then how do you get in the building?"
"The Deciding Vote":
(Ralph looks at the vaccum cleaner.)
Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop of erl."
Ralph: "Yeah, that's all that it needs. A drop of oil."
Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph. You're my husband."
Ralph: "No, I'm your brother."
"Brother Ralph":
Ralph: "In the bottom drawer, there's only one pair of my pants. Why is only one pair of my pants in the bottom drawer?"
Alice: "Because that is all that will fit in there."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pieces, the fish."
Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio, the nut."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Since I found out that I'm Taurus the Bull, I have become a new man."
Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull."
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "At last, I have a bathtub that I can be comfy in."
Alice: "What did you order, a round one?"