Frank Gannucci
02-04-2009, 09:29 AM
"A Promotion Part 1":
(It's freezing outside and the Kramden apartment building is like an igloo due to the lack of heat.)
Ralph: "Where is the landlord?"
Man: "Florida."
Ralph: "Florida?"
Man: "He can't stand this cold weather."
"A Matter of Record":
Ralph: "I can't use two seats."
Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."
"Pal O' Mine":
Alice: "Why don't all three of us go down and get some coffee."
Trixie: "Seeing you all right is just like getting $1,000,000."
Ed: "If that's the case, Trixie will pay."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ed: "It's not like I don't want to give you money, it's what you don't do with it."
Ralph: "What is that?"
Ed: "You don't pay me back."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Ralph: "I can't find the report."
Ed: "Maybe you ate it."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Ralph: "Do you have any more mashed potatoes and bread?"
Waiter: "We don't have anything else to throw away."
"Two for the Money":
(Ralph & Ed are at the bar. The girls have been waiting for them, so they arrive at the bar.)
Alice: "All right Sonny and Cher."
Ed: "So this is what you girls do when we are at a lodge meeting. You hang around bars."
"Two for the Money":
(Ralph & Ed are at a bar late at night, much to the wives' chagrin.)
Trixie: "Don't you ever think about us?"
Ed: "All the time. Why do you think we always go from bar to bar?"
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Ralph: "Since we are going to be living here, I may need to get my wife some new clothes."
Bruno: "Don't worry about it. All she will need is a black dress."
(It's freezing outside and the Kramden apartment building is like an igloo due to the lack of heat.)
Ralph: "Where is the landlord?"
Man: "Florida."
Ralph: "Florida?"
Man: "He can't stand this cold weather."
"A Matter of Record":
Ralph: "I can't use two seats."
Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."
"Pal O' Mine":
Alice: "Why don't all three of us go down and get some coffee."
Trixie: "Seeing you all right is just like getting $1,000,000."
Ed: "If that's the case, Trixie will pay."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ed: "It's not like I don't want to give you money, it's what you don't do with it."
Ralph: "What is that?"
Ed: "You don't pay me back."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Ralph: "I can't find the report."
Ed: "Maybe you ate it."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
Ralph: "Do you have any more mashed potatoes and bread?"
Waiter: "We don't have anything else to throw away."
"Two for the Money":
(Ralph & Ed are at the bar. The girls have been waiting for them, so they arrive at the bar.)
Alice: "All right Sonny and Cher."
Ed: "So this is what you girls do when we are at a lodge meeting. You hang around bars."
"Two for the Money":
(Ralph & Ed are at a bar late at night, much to the wives' chagrin.)
Trixie: "Don't you ever think about us?"
Ed: "All the time. Why do you think we always go from bar to bar?"
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Ralph: "Since we are going to be living here, I may need to get my wife some new clothes."
Bruno: "Don't worry about it. All she will need is a black dress."