Frank Gannucci
02-01-2009, 03:36 PM
"Follow The Boys":
(Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.)
Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is the trouble with these puzzles. They don't present a challenge."
Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y."
"Boy Next Door":
(Ralph thinks that Ed & Alice are lovers. Ed is in Ralph's home.)
Alice: "Excuse me sweetheart."
Ralph: "Who are you calling 'sweetheart.'"
Alice: "Norton. Who else?"
"Norton Moves In" & "Battle of The Sexes":
Alice: "You and Norton will have to sleep out in the kitchen."
Ralph: "Just a moment. When ever your mother or your Aunt Ethel comes, I have to sleep in the kitchen. It's a good thing that we don't have a cat because if he ever wanted to sleep in the kitchen, I would have to sleep in a box out in the hall."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ralph is impatiently waiting for Ed to get out of the bathtub so he can take a bath. Ralph is worried that he will be late for work with all the waiting that he is doing.)
Alice: "We will make a schedule. One morning, Ed will use the bathroom first. The next morning, you will use it first."
Ralph: "That solves the whole problem. Now, I will only be late every other day."
"Alice & The Blonde":
Alice: "Ralph, do you know what time it is?"
Ralph: "Yeah, it's a little after 11p."
Alice: "Yeah, about three hours after 11."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ed: "No one is going to put you in a straightjacket Ralph."
Ralph: "Thank you."
Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"
"Dinner Guest":
(Ed is demonstrating Ralph how to mambo. They dance. Ed steps on
Ralph's foot.)
Ralph (walking in a very unique way, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Ed: "Now you are doing it."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "This (the Handy Housewife Helper) is the key to my future. The key to my future."
Alice: "Don't tell me that it has a key for opening the door at Bellevue?"
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."
Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."
(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)
Ralph: "Okay, let's go."
(Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.)
Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is the trouble with these puzzles. They don't present a challenge."
Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y."
"Boy Next Door":
(Ralph thinks that Ed & Alice are lovers. Ed is in Ralph's home.)
Alice: "Excuse me sweetheart."
Ralph: "Who are you calling 'sweetheart.'"
Alice: "Norton. Who else?"
"Norton Moves In" & "Battle of The Sexes":
Alice: "You and Norton will have to sleep out in the kitchen."
Ralph: "Just a moment. When ever your mother or your Aunt Ethel comes, I have to sleep in the kitchen. It's a good thing that we don't have a cat because if he ever wanted to sleep in the kitchen, I would have to sleep in a box out in the hall."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ralph is impatiently waiting for Ed to get out of the bathtub so he can take a bath. Ralph is worried that he will be late for work with all the waiting that he is doing.)
Alice: "We will make a schedule. One morning, Ed will use the bathroom first. The next morning, you will use it first."
Ralph: "That solves the whole problem. Now, I will only be late every other day."
"Alice & The Blonde":
Alice: "Ralph, do you know what time it is?"
Ralph: "Yeah, it's a little after 11p."
Alice: "Yeah, about three hours after 11."
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ed: "No one is going to put you in a straightjacket Ralph."
Ralph: "Thank you."
Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"
"Dinner Guest":
(Ed is demonstrating Ralph how to mambo. They dance. Ed steps on
Ralph's foot.)
Ralph (walking in a very unique way, yells): "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Ed: "Now you are doing it."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "This (the Handy Housewife Helper) is the key to my future. The key to my future."
Alice: "Don't tell me that it has a key for opening the door at Bellevue?"
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."
Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."
(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)
Ralph: "Okay, let's go."