Frank Gannucci
01-31-2009, 10:54 AM
"A Matter of Record":
Alice: "Ralph, I told you that I don't want you calling her that."
Ralph: "Okay, you are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me another word for 'blabbermouth.'"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "Can you take a hint?"
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "All right." (yells): "I HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! NOW GET OUT!"
Ed: "Okay. What's the hint?"
"Songwriters":
Ralph: "Berlin threw away a lot of bad lines."
Alice: "Yeah, if you can only find out where he threw them."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "Do you know what it like Alice to own a home? You can walk outside, pick up some dirt and say: 'This is all mine.'"
Alice: "I can go out in the hallway right now and do the same thing."
"The Sleepwalker":
Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to get it. I am going to put it under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key."
Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
(Ralph is trying to scratch an itch on his back by rubbing his back on the ice box. Ed comes in.)
Ed: "What do you say there Taurus?"
Ralph: "I was trying to scratch an itch that I couldn't reach."
Ed: "Oh, for a minute there I thought you were practicing the ol' Shake, Rattle & Roll."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ralph: "You mean that fter taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?"
Ed: "Of course. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable."
"Norton Moves In" (Color version):
(Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.)
Alice: "What happened?"
Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE."
Alice: "So?"
Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY."
Alice: "Ralph, I told you that I don't want you calling her that."
Ralph: "Okay, you are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me another word for 'blabbermouth.'"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "Can you take a hint?"
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "All right." (yells): "I HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! NOW GET OUT!"
Ed: "Okay. What's the hint?"
"Songwriters":
Ralph: "Berlin threw away a lot of bad lines."
Alice: "Yeah, if you can only find out where he threw them."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "Do you know what it like Alice to own a home? You can walk outside, pick up some dirt and say: 'This is all mine.'"
Alice: "I can go out in the hallway right now and do the same thing."
"The Sleepwalker":
Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to get it. I am going to put it under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key."
Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
(Ralph is trying to scratch an itch on his back by rubbing his back on the ice box. Ed comes in.)
Ed: "What do you say there Taurus?"
Ralph: "I was trying to scratch an itch that I couldn't reach."
Ed: "Oh, for a minute there I thought you were practicing the ol' Shake, Rattle & Roll."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ralph: "You mean that fter taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?"
Ed: "Of course. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable."
"Norton Moves In" (Color version):
(Ralph gets hurt by Norton's lit cigarette that Norton accidently dropped.)
Alice: "What happened?"
Ralph (yells): "NORTON WANTED TO HAVE A CIGARETTE."
Alice: "So?"
Ralph (yells): "HE USED ME FOR AN ASHTRAY."