Frank Gannucci
01-30-2009, 09:36 AM
"Brother-In-Law":
Alice: "My brother is as good as any member of your family."
Ralph: "He is still a bum."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
Ed: "Hide the money under the rug."
Ralph: "We don't have one."
Ed: "Take the money that you won from playing cards and then you will have a place to hide it."
Ralph: "Would you mind repeating that?"
"Hot Dog Stand":
Ralph: "By looking at me, I guess that you didn't think I was driving a bus yesterday."
Man: "Oh."
(The man is starting to bite his hot dog.)
Ed: "I was working in the sewer."
(The man stops himself from eating.)
Man: "Funny. I am not hungry anymore."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "Stand back Ed. This is liable to be messy."
Ralph: "You are liable to be messy in about five seconds from now."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "All right Ralph. You haven't touched it in years."
Ralph: "I wanna keep it."
Ed: "He has a point Alice. He hasn't seen his toes in years and he still wants to keep them."
"Case of The Cuckoo Thief":
Alice: Alice: "I was thinking about buying this clock for someone."
Ralph: "For who?"
Alice: "For, um…my brother."
Ralph: "If there is one thing that your family doesn't need, it's another cuckoo."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Alice: "My mother was offered to appear in silent pictures but she turned it down so she can have a family."
Ralph: "For your information, the reason why your mother was not in silent pictures was because she couldn't keep silent."
"Ralph's Gone Hollywood":
Ralph: "Don't you know an assgot when you see one?"
Ed: "You certainly are."
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."
Alice: "My brother is as good as any member of your family."
Ralph: "He is still a bum."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
Ed: "Hide the money under the rug."
Ralph: "We don't have one."
Ed: "Take the money that you won from playing cards and then you will have a place to hide it."
Ralph: "Would you mind repeating that?"
"Hot Dog Stand":
Ralph: "By looking at me, I guess that you didn't think I was driving a bus yesterday."
Man: "Oh."
(The man is starting to bite his hot dog.)
Ed: "I was working in the sewer."
(The man stops himself from eating.)
Man: "Funny. I am not hungry anymore."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "Stand back Ed. This is liable to be messy."
Ralph: "You are liable to be messy in about five seconds from now."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "All right Ralph. You haven't touched it in years."
Ralph: "I wanna keep it."
Ed: "He has a point Alice. He hasn't seen his toes in years and he still wants to keep them."
"Case of The Cuckoo Thief":
Alice: Alice: "I was thinking about buying this clock for someone."
Ralph: "For who?"
Alice: "For, um…my brother."
Ralph: "If there is one thing that your family doesn't need, it's another cuckoo."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
Alice: "My mother was offered to appear in silent pictures but she turned it down so she can have a family."
Ralph: "For your information, the reason why your mother was not in silent pictures was because she couldn't keep silent."
"Ralph's Gone Hollywood":
Ralph: "Don't you know an assgot when you see one?"
Ed: "You certainly are."
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."