Frank Gannucci
01-28-2009, 04:59 PM
"A Matter of Life & Death":
(Alice laughs at Ralph's "Death letter.")
Alice: "This is a riot."
Ralph: "This is a riot. We will see how much of a riot it is when you have to finish the payments on the ice box."
"The Worry Wart":
Ralph: "I am going to count to 10 and when I do, I am going to belt you."
Ed: "I am not scared of you. If you could count to 10, you wouldn't be investigated by the IRS."
Ralph (yells): "OUT!"
"On Stage":
Ralph: "Are you sure that you can type faster than me?"
Ed: "With boxing gloves on."
"A Weighty Problem Part 2":
Alice: "Hi Ed."
Ed: "Whaddaya say Alice?" (to Ralph): "Hello Skinny."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Mr. Foster: "Loans are a bank's lifeblood."
Ralph: "Good because we are in desparate need of a transfusion."
"Kramden Vs. Norton":
Ralph: "Tell them Alice. Do I wear a girdle?"
Alice: "No."
Ralph: "There you are."
Alice: "He wanted one but they don't make them that big."
"Mexican Hat Trick":
Ralph: "Well Norton, do I look like a gay Cabrello?"
Ed: "Let me see you walk."
"Happiness Is A Rich Uncle":
Howard: "Someday, I would like to meet your wife. You are a fine man. Even though I only met you seconds ago, I wish I had a son like you."
Ed: "Take me. I'm yours."
"We Spy":
(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)
Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"
Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"
(Alice laughs at Ralph's "Death letter.")
Alice: "This is a riot."
Ralph: "This is a riot. We will see how much of a riot it is when you have to finish the payments on the ice box."
"The Worry Wart":
Ralph: "I am going to count to 10 and when I do, I am going to belt you."
Ed: "I am not scared of you. If you could count to 10, you wouldn't be investigated by the IRS."
Ralph (yells): "OUT!"
"On Stage":
Ralph: "Are you sure that you can type faster than me?"
Ed: "With boxing gloves on."
"A Weighty Problem Part 2":
Alice: "Hi Ed."
Ed: "Whaddaya say Alice?" (to Ralph): "Hello Skinny."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Mr. Foster: "Loans are a bank's lifeblood."
Ralph: "Good because we are in desparate need of a transfusion."
"Kramden Vs. Norton":
Ralph: "Tell them Alice. Do I wear a girdle?"
Alice: "No."
Ralph: "There you are."
Alice: "He wanted one but they don't make them that big."
"Mexican Hat Trick":
Ralph: "Well Norton, do I look like a gay Cabrello?"
Ed: "Let me see you walk."
"Happiness Is A Rich Uncle":
Howard: "Someday, I would like to meet your wife. You are a fine man. Even though I only met you seconds ago, I wish I had a son like you."
Ed: "Take me. I'm yours."
"We Spy":
(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)
Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"
Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"